"Sunny, Sides, you're-You're so nice!" Shadow Stalker smiled as she staggered down the hall with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Her optics were unusually bright, a side affect from all the highgrade she had been drinking. "So nice! Slag! I wi- I wish I was as nice as you, and you!"
Sunstreaker raised an optic ridge. "That's nice?"
"You should be nicer!" Sideswipe slurred.
"Shut up!" Sunstreaker growled.
"No, Sun- Sunny's nice enough!" Shadow Stalker ran ahead of the two, almost falling over a couple of times. "I'm going to sleep! Stay nice!" She giggled at herself as she walked down the hall. Her vision began to blurr as she tried focus them better.
A bright smile came across her face as she spotted a familiar form. "Hey Sexah!" She winked at the figure as he came closer.
"Shadow Stalker, I-"
Shadow Stalker flung herself onto the huge mech. "Opi, I love you! Le- Let's have fun!" She purred.
"Shadow Stalker, I-"
Shadow Stalker brought her hand up to the mech's face, and began rubbing it all over. "Shh! Shhh! Shh!"
"MMMHH!" The pulled her servo away from his face. "Shadow Stalk-"
Shadow Stalker pushed the mech against the wall. "I want to play."
"No!"
"S' Okay! Nobody's around!" Shadow Stalker began to rub her face on the mech's chest. "Opi! Don't just stand there!"
"Shadow Stalker, you are obviously over energized. I believe if you sobered up you may see the error of your ways!"
"Opi! Fun!" Shadow Stalker purred.
"Shadow Stalker!"
Shadow Stalker turned her helm. She tried to focus her vision on the black and white form. "Jazz!"
"What? I am Prowl."
"Prowl? Jazz, that's not funny!" Shadow Stalker staggered up to Prowl. "You always pick on me! Stahp!"
"Shadow Stalker, what are you-"
"She's over energized. Call Optimus to pick her up!"
Shadow Stalker giggled. "Opi! You're right there!"
Prowl sighed. "I am sorry for this, Shadow Stalker."
"Not sorry enough!" Shadow Stalker sloppily took a swing at Prowl.
"Enough!" Prowl dodged. "Calm down or I'll calm you myself."
"Wha-" Shadow Stalker felt a pressure at the back of her neck and everything went dark.
Shadow stalker pouted at her place in the officers meeting. Hoots and hollers were had as Ratchet gave the report. "After she tried to berth Ultra Magnus, Prowl tried to get her under control, unfortunately that did not end well, and he had to restrain her."
Optimus used his battle mask stiffle his giggles as the rest of the room was in full blown laughter.
"Yeah, have your fun! Pick on the victim!"
Ultra Magnus coughed. "I believe the victim would be myself. You did technically sexually assualt me."
"Attempted to." Prowl corrected. "I doubt she was coordinated enough to get anywhere near your interface equipment."
Shadow Stalker growled. "Jerks! Optimus, why aren't you standing up for me?"
"I believe this is your punishment for getting over energized."
Shadow Stalker growled. "I hate all of you!" Shadow Stalker stomped out of the room as the others burst out laughing again.
