Konaha's prom

Chapter one: the meeting

He wasn't nervous. He wasn't nervous. He wasn't nervous. He wasn't nervous

HE WAS NERVOUS GOD DAMNIT!!!!

Naruto stood pacing his small apartment. He had spent the last day and a half cleaning because Sakura was coming over. FOR THE FIRST TIME. And she was bringing some random new girl with her.

Bringggggg

He jumped at the sound. "its only the door bell. Deep breathes. Deep breaths." Her though. He strode toward the door. He placed a sweaty had on the knob and turned. When he opened the door, he was nothing less the astounded. Standing there next to Sakura was a girl. She had blond hair, the same shade as his, and violet eyes. She was wearing a bright orange mini skirt, a top that tied between her breasts and behind her head. She had a read and black dragon tattoo wrapped around her left arm from her wrist to her elbow. As well and the Japanese symbol for "crazy" on her right hip. Her belly button was pierced with a small black rhinestone snake. On her face was a grin that showed her excitement. Excitement directed toward HIM.

"You must be Naruto! I'm Hokama!" she stepped forward and hugged him. He was surprised to say the least. No one greeted him like this. Most people just pointed and stared. Not even his friends greeted him like this. She was stood on tiptoe so she could put her head on his shoulder. He wrapped his arms around her small waist awkwardly. She nuzzled his ear lightly before breaking the embrace. Leaving Naruto staring at Sakura with a look that read:

"What the fuck was that about?"

"Hokama, control yourself." Sakura commanded.

Hokama glared daggers at her and crossed her arms.

"I'm sorry about that. She's new in town and I've told her a lot about you. She's developed what I see to be as a slight crush on you."

Hokama's jaw dropped and she gave Sakura a good whack over the head.

"OWWW!" Sakura whined nursing her head. "What was that for?"

"WHAT WAS IS FOR??!! You're kidding me right?" Hokama exclaimed, obviously frustrated.

"ummmmm….. No….."

"Holy crap. You are extremely dim sometimes. What would you do if your supposed 'best friend' told the hottest guy you had ever seen that you had a crush on him??"

"uhhh….. Nothing….."

Hokama looked at Naruto for a moment. He was bright red from her earlier comment.

"Excuse me for a moment." She said before turning back to Sakura. She raised her hand and….

WHACK!!

'OOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed. Tears welling up and pilling out of her eyes. Hokama shook her head and mumbled "wimp" before turning back to Naruto.

"Sorry you had to see that. I take a litter approach to the phrase 'knock some cense into them' Can we come in now?"

"Sure….. What about her?" he looked down at Sakura who was sitting on the floor, holding her head.

"She'll get over it." Hokama shrugged.

"Alright. Let me show you the living room." He stepped back and motioned to the small living room before letting the door swing closed.

"Its not much…." He reached up and scratched the back of his head.

"It's wicked! Much neater then my old place. I live like a teenage boy." Hokama laughed. So did Naruto. Hokama walked over and plopped down on the couch.

"Comfy. I would sleep here…."

Naruto's eyes widened farther then anyone's eyes should EVER be allowed to go.

"Joking!! Although… I do need to find a place to stay. I was evicted this morning…" she grinned sheepishly.

"I suppose you could stay here for a wile. I mean…. Until you find a place to stay. There's only one room so you can have that. I'll bunk on the couch."

"NO, n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o. If I stay, I'll take the couch. I mean it's your house."

"Exactly it is my house. So what I say goes. And I say YOU take the bedroom."

"Ok I guess I'll stay… only for a few days."

"Stay as long as you want"

"YOU'RE THE BEST!!" she hopped up from the couch and threw her arms around his neck. Again. She literally jumped off the floor in the haste to hug him. So when she hit him he had to place his hands under her arse to prevent her from falling backwards and taking him with her.

"You are the nicest person I have ever met!!!" she yelled before slamming her lips to his. Naruto gasped. He was shocked. Hokama ran her tongue along the seam of his lips, asking for entrance. He gave it willingly. All thought left his mind as her tongue started to battle with his. His mind barley registered that he skirt had ridding up and he was holding her up by her bare ass. Hokama's left hand was in his hair wile the other was undoing the zipper of his jacket…

BANG!!

A/N: evil cliffy. I have many cliffies. XD don't worry the 2nd chapter is almost done!!

-Hokama

oh and reviews are welcome. Even flames. This is my first Naruto fanfic so I need some guidance.