Just a short ficlet to show that Clark's butt is an attention whore and Bruce actually has a sense of humor :) Enjoy!


"Batman, what are you- Hey!"

Superman straightened and tried to pull his costume back up to cover himself.

"What are you doing?" he asked half-amused, half-uneasy.

Batman just sat there staring at the Kryptonian's exposed buttocks with casual interest.

"It's not like I haven't seen it before." he teased.

The shade of red Superman's face turned could easily rival the red of his cape.

"Besides, you deserve it for calling me by my name while on duty."

"Sometimes it's hard to call you Batman when...well, you know."

Batman let go of the red spandex, smirking at the Kryptonian as he desperately tried to cover himself as fast as possible. He loved the other man's shyness. It was, for the lack of a better word, cute.

"It's not like anyone can see us up here." he commented.

Superman knew that he was probably right. They were standing on the top of a skyscraper after all, but still…

"Where's your caution? Aren't you supposed to be the one keeping everything in check?" he shot back with a half-smile.

"I'm just heeding your advice." objected Batman, the smirk never leaving his face.

The puzzled look the other man gave him was exactly what he was aiming for. Satisfied, he continued: "Last time I checked, you were complaining about my sense of humor. Contrary to the popular belief, I have one."

Superman chuckled. "I know you do, you just don't show it very often."

Giving him no answer, the other man stood up and lowered his voice almost to a whisper: "That butt of yours is distracting me and the spandex isn't helping. How about we get this over with and give it the attention it craves back at the manor?"

Superman couldn't help but smile. "You're full of surprises today."

"Just wait until we're done here."

"Not sure if I can."


It's a brief scene, I know, but I just felt like posting it anyway. Had a lot of fun writing it :) Hope you liked it, feedback and faves are much welcome!