"GOOD MORNING, JOHN! IT'S WEDNESDAY!"

"Piss on me. Fucking piss on me."

John hates waking up. He hates it even more when he's woken up via Hank Green.

"Come on John!" Hank doesn't know why he decided to wake up so early, but they both know he's not going to do it alone. He kept jumping on their bed until he finally saw signs of life.

"Now we're getting somewhere!" The younger brother leapt onto John's chest completely shameless and graceful, totally accepting he's like 2.5 pounds.

But John Green never goes down without a fight. "Hank, are those pink overalls?"

"What, are they not sexy?" Hank poses like the little bitch he is.

I should probably tell you that John and Hank aren't normal siblings.

"Oh, no they're definitely sexy. They'd be sexier if I could see them." John grabs and switches their positions on the bed. He grabs his glasses from the side-table.

"Wow, they really are vivid pink," John comments while straddling his brother. "I like them, but I really don't get-" Hank interrupts him with a kiss. It was a deep kiss really, because if it wasn't John would probably keep talking about some overall store he saw in Kansas once without even noticing Hank had attempted at being romantic.

"Did you really just try that move on me?" John laughed.

Hank blushed a bright red. "If it's any consolation, it worked on Candice in the 8th grade."

"Playing Pusher Love Girl would've worked easier." Hank reaches for a pillow and smacks John right in the head with it. God, they both missed this so much. Since John became a writer and Hank became whatever, they hadn't done stuff like this since the teen years. Those were the freakiest.

John leans down and brushes his lips against Hank's. Their glasses make a small clink. "Is this what you woke me up for?"

"I miss you." Hank sheepishly admits. He didn't want to look like the child he used to be, the child he definitely felt like.

"I miss you too." They hadn't been this intimate since high school. It was enough to make Hank almost cry. Even I'm crying while writing this. And I'm a hard ass nigga.

"Let's stay in bed all day, John."

"YOU WAKE ME THE FUCK UP EARLY JUST TO STAY IN BED I OUGHTA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH I AM LITERALLY GOING TO BREAK EVERY TABLE IN THIS ENTIRE HOUSE UNTIL YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT FROM ANOTHER CHAIR YOU ASSHOLE"

"Good morning, John. I love you."

"Your parents were goats, Hank."