I got the idea for this song from another fanfiction song 'life on Gallifrey' by firekid44 (check it out it is ace), so I decided to have a crack at writing about the show 'life on mars' changing the lyrics to David Bowie's 'life on mars'.

I don't own the rights to 'life on mars', only to rights to this baddy done song!

Oh, if you've read 'One Way Ticket' by myself, you'll find a couple of lines re-used but never mind, here goes.

Life on Mars: A song about the show

It's a gosh-awful small affair,

To the man with the darkish hair,

But Annie is yelling 'no',

And Morgan has told him to go.

But backup is nowhere to be seen,

So he walks though his sunken dream,

To the bridge with the clearest view,

And he's hooked to the crime scene.

But the case is a saddening bore

Cos he's lived it ten times or more,

He could spit in the eyes of fools,

As they ask him to focus on,

City fans fighting in the club hall

Oh man, look at those cavemen go,

It's a freaky show!

Take a look at Gene Hunt

Beating up the wrong guy,

Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know

Sam'll soon have to go,

From life on mars.

It's in CID's lost and found,

That Sam's dad has grown up a cow.

The Test-card girl has struck a vain,

Sending him nuts again.

See the blaggers in their million hordes,

And bent cops with their gorgeous broads,

'By the book' is out of bounds,

To Sam with his girl and clown.

But the case is a saddening bore,

Cos he wrote it ten times or more,

It's about to writ again,

As they ask him to focus on,

City fans fighting in the club hall

Oh man, look at those cavemen go,

It's a freaky show!

Take a look at Gene Hunt

Beating up the wrong guy,

Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know

Sam'll soon have to go,

From life on mars.

Rotten I know. But it was worth a shot!