AN: One of my younger kids favourite books is "Room on the Broom". It's a story written in poem style about a witch and her friends, who ride on her broomstick. One of the lines that repeats itself in the story is "and Whoosh! they were gone". Anyone with sense in their head, (okay, an SG-1 obsessed head ;)) knows that that line is actually referring to the Kawoosh and travelling through a wormhole! Hence this SG-1 rhyming adventure :p
I've split this into 4 chapters because (when it's formatted right) it's fairly long. As you can see, I'm having a real headache formatting it properly. It's either post it like this; or to get the lines separated, they show up with huge gaps between and you can't differentiate the different verses. :s If anyone can help, please let me know!!! I've read poems and songfics on so I know it can be done! Once I've formatted it correctly I'll post the rest.
I hope you enjoy it!
Rated: K
Of Mud, Gloop and Slime - Chapter 1
Jack was the Colonel,
The Major was Sam.
Daniel the Geek
And Teal'c the Man.
How the Colonel grinned
And how the team glowed
Their excitement as
The wormhole they rode!
-/-
They had many adventures,
They found many friends.
But sometimes danger awaited
At the wormhole's end.
-/-
How the team angered,
In contempt they spat
When the wormhole dropped them
In a Goa'uld's lap!
'D'oh!' cried the Colonel
As they landed on the ground;
They looked for an escape
But none could be found.
-/-
Then out of the trees,
In powerful fashion,
There attacked the Goa'uld
A jaffa with rebel passion!
-/-
He rescued them quickly
Then hurriedly said
(As the team got to their feet
And rubbed their heads)
'I am sent by Bray'tac
To warn you, I fear
That many jaffa
Are really quite near!'
-/-
'Run!' said the Colonel.
'We have to move now.
We can't let them catch us,
No way, no how!'
