Living in a paper town is exhausting. Having to hang out and pretend to belong with all of the paper people is even more so. They all worry about how the world sees them, instead of how they see the world, and I am sick of it. I think that I have been sick of it for a long time, but today, the last string inside me broke. It broke when I found that my has been cheating on me with my best friend. Or more like my ex boyfriend has been cheating on me with my ex best friend. That is, after tonight anyway.

I quickly devise a plan to get revenge on all of the people who have wronged me in the past. It involves catfish, spray paint, vaseline, and a geeky boy next door. I know that I can count on him to help me out, because he has been in love with me ever since I moved in next to him. I will just use his hopeless love to my advantage for one night, and then he will never see me again. He will think that his heart will break open, but in the long run, he will become stronger for it.

It isn't long until I am through my window and his, and I am staring at him on his computer. I am not sure how to let him know that I am here, so I am some crude comment. It works. Soon we will be getting revenge on anyone who has ever made me feel less than I really am.