Murder. Rape. Adultery. Possible incest.
All this and more, I swear it. And welcome to my sick and twisted mind. I think I owe an apology to the Baroness for the stuff that I shall be posting here. I understand that this thing won't get much press, and I think I like it better that way, being that absolutely none of this will be cannon, and most of it will probably be very, very dark and disturbing. So I feel I owe an explanation to the poor souls that happen to stumble across this thing. And here it is. And if you don't want to hear it, either a) leave immediately and read something more pleasant, or b) skip to the next chapter with a chapter exclusive warning and explanation. Tally ho.
I'd like to start by saying that I love the Scarlet Pimpernel and the characters involved with all my heart. Hard to believe, I know, but it's true. And so, as is apt to happen, I get these thoughts and ideas: "What would happen if this happened instead?" "Would ever do to ? Under what conditions?" "I wonder how happened." And such things like those happen to enter my noggin, and usually, things get sick and twisted. And those ideas don't leave me alone until I get them down on paper. And some of these little ditties end up good. And interesting. In the very least, some of them are well written, and some of them may be of some interest for others to read. But probably not.
In any case, this is where I will be posting this stuff. There will be no multi-chapter things here, just one-shots. At the start of each, I will give a brief explanation of how I came up with the idea, the reason why I portrayed the characters as I did if that is necessary, and I'll give a chapter rating and warnings for what to look out for for your convenience so that you may skip over it without having to sit through touchy subjects.
These are really for my own entertainment and for you to possible enjoy and get a piece of my kicks and giggles. A lot of this will be touchy, and the story is getting a blanket rating of M for a reason. So if you are not comfortable, I am giving you plenty of time to turn away and, here's an idea, not read it. And so please, you may comment, you can give me some constructive criticism, but please, don't flame me. If you really have a problem with it, you're more than welcome to note me or e-mail me at so that you may discuss your problems with my fantasy life in a civilized manner and I shall be glad to respond and clarify or explain or apologize, if need be.
That's all. If it floats your boat, get reading. If not, go and read My New Best Friend by La Pamplemousse for some glorious fun.
