Set during TOW the beach when Chandler is asking why Monica wouldn't want to be with him. Since this is my take on it there's going to be a scene in a bar they go to as well. Enjoy&review!:D
"Come on Monica" Chandler whined following her into the beach house.
"Chandler what is the problem, so I don't see you as boyfriend material? Big deal" Monica replied getting herself a drink.
"What if every woman thinks I'm not boyfriend material but they didn't tell me why and it was the same reason as yours, I could be alone forever, I would have no one to blame but you."
"You have way over thought this, look I don't know, you're my friend I would never want to ruin that with a relationship" Monica lied, secretly she wanted to be so much more then just friends with Chandler but she knew it could never happen.
"So the key is never to be friends with woman, just sleep with them as soon as possible?"
"No because then you would be Joey, not Chandler."
"Maybe I don't wanna be Chandler" he said sulkily.
Monica looked at him sympathetically "look it's nothing personal, we've known each other for years,I don't want to lose what we've already got. Anyway you wouldn't want to be with someone like me anyway so why are you bothered?"
Chandler shook his head, if only you knew he thought. "Well I just thought it was something I was doing wrong since you really didn't want me to be your boyfriend, but no I wouldn't want to be with someone like you." He put his hand over his mouth as soon as he realised what he said, this would really set her off.
Monica slammed down her drink. "Wait wait wait, what?" she said gritting her teeth. "What's wrong with someone like me? What I'm not good enough for you Bing?" she stepped towards him.
"No no- that's not what I meant" he said stuttering looking around hoping there was any witnesses for what was about to happen. "I was just repeating what you said."
"No you were agreeing with what I said!" Monica fumed.
"I didn't mean it like that, I just meant...you and I, we've known each other for years, I don't want to lose what we've already got" he said repeating what she said before.
She rolled her eyes at him and sighed.
"I'm sorry Mon' I didn't mean it like that, you're great, any guy would be lucky to have you" he said hoping to cheer her up.
"Thanks Chandler, shame the guys I want don't want me."
"That's crazy, who wouldn't want you?" he said looking at her.
She smiled sadly a little "it doesn't matter, what time are we supposed to be going out?"
"I don't know as soon as Phoebe gets back I suppose."
"Alright I better get ready then, see you later" she said.
"Okay" he replied rubbing her shoulder. "Don't be sad, you never know, tonight maybe your lucky night" he said winking suggestively.
She couldn't help laugh "Highly unlikely Chandler, highly unlikely."
She walked off and Chandler sat down "a man can dream" he muttered to himself sighing. For a while now he had had feelings for Monica, he didn't know what it was about her. He sat in the chair daydreaming about her glossy brunette hair, piercing blue eyes, gorgeous warm smile. Joey walked in and cocked his head at Chandler.
"Whatcha doin'?" he asked looking at Chandler who was smiling to himself.
Chandler jumped coming out of his daydream "Uh nothing just went into a stare that's all."
"More like daydreaming, who about?"Joey said smiling.
"No I wasn't, no one, I wasn't" Chandler replied quickly.
"Come on you can tell me, is it one of our girls?"
Chandler went red.
"Oh it is" Joey said enjoying himself. "Okay which one."
"None of them, I'm not telling which one" he said quickly again.
"Alright so do you have feelings for them or is just you know, a dirty daydream?"
Chandler looked at him, eyebrow raised.
"I know I'm not the only one that does it, you do it too. But judging from your expression you didn't today which means it's feelings! Oh which one is it? Is it Rachel? Rachel's hot, Ross would be mad though, even though he's with Bonnie." Joey burbled.
"N-no, Joe-Joey, no-no one" Chandler said through his questions trying to interrupt.
"Is it Monica? It's Monica isn't it? Yeah I could see you making a good couple. No wait it's Phoebe? Why Phoebe, I've never seen you two together like that? You treat her well if you get together. No wait changed my mind it's definitely Rachel. No that's not it, it must be one of them, am I close?
"Brain hurting" Chandler said rubbing his temples. "You really don't need to know, it's nothing okay?"
Joey opening his mouth to object.
"-No no Joe, seriously, I promise to tell you at some point okay?
Joey sighed "Fine, but you need to get ready, we're leaving in a bit."
"Yeah I will in a minute" he said looking at Monica as she came down the stairs wearing an above knee black dress that sloped down at her cleavage, with a slight sparkle. Chandler's mouth almost dropped open. Rachel then walked down behind her wearing a short blue dress, fitted at the top with small beads along the neckline.
They both walked over to the kitchen and began talking, Chandler literally couldn't take his eyes off Monica. Joey followed his gaze and saw who he was looking at and then looked back at him transfixed. He sat down next to him making him jump again.
"Oh man, you've really got it bad" Joey said.
Chandler looked at him and frowned "I've got what bad?"
"For Monica" Joey replied laughing.
"N-no I don't, that is so not true."
"Yeah you do, it's so obvious, you can't stop staring at her, so she was the girl you were daydreaming about, I told you I was right."
"No you didn't you said all three of them and no."
"Yeah she was one of those three...and yeah it is Chandler don't lie, you're still looking at her now."
Chandler snapped his head back to face Joey "okay so I may have a small, small, thing for Monica but it's no big deal because I'm not going to act on it and nothing will ever come of it. So don't be an ass and tell anyone, okay?"
"Alright, you can trust me, but I could totally see you both together."
Chandler glared at him.
Joey raised his hands "I'm just saying..."
"Yeah I can't see it..." Chandler said looking longingly at her.
