Ok, My name is Shakran Kurochi. I would like to point out that I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. So don't go being a little baby over the fact that someone is writing stories dealing with the series. this is called F A N F I C T I O N FOR F A N S. I AM A FAN. ok? so if you have an issue with me doing this go cry in a corner like the pathetic waste of blood that you are, or go feel sorry for yourself because you are a poor excuse for the human race(one, by the way, that i wish i wasn't part of) and your going to die alone and hopeless and nobody loves you.

now, prepare yourself for a kickass story about t.v.s, evil people, some annoying girls, and a psycho here and there.

"Hey Shakran, Naruto's coming on. You gonna come watch?" asked an never-stops-talking-about-how-much-Rock-Lee-and-Kiba-rule Daisuke

"Yeah, come on, its about to start!!" said the I-am-gonna-be-Raikage-and-train-with-Naruto-and-Jiraiya Hane

"Ok, I'm coming dammit. God you two...Hey guys what episode is it?" answered the the-extemely-evil-i-want-to-kill-everyone-and-be-immortal-training-with-Sasuke-and-Orochimaru Shakran.

"Its supposed to be a figt between Naruto, Rock Lee, and Sasuke" said Timimaru

"Really? Sweet!?! Rock Lee is gonna OWN!!" said Daisuke

"LAUGHS OH YEAH!!?! NARUTOS GONNA BEAT THEM BOTH!! BELIEVE IT!!" replied Hane

"You guys are idiots...Sasuke is going to win..." said a thinking Shakran

"NO HE WON'T!! ROCK LEE WILL!!"

"NO HE WON'T!! NARUTO WILL!!"said both Daisuke and Hane simultaneously

"Listen, Rock Lee is so desperate to win that he totally messed himself up during the Chuunin...and Naruto is...well...Naruto. He'll probably do some retarded stunt that will hurt him more than anyone else. Sasuke...will...win." replied Shakran matter-of-factly.

"WHY YOU LITTLE--Hey its coming on!! WE'LL JUST SEE WHO WINS." said Daisuke

Naruto will... whispered Hane

"Hey guys, normally you can hear Mego, Botan, Taij, and Mea screaming like idiots by now. Whats going on? Where are they?" asked Shakran, quite possibly for one of the first times concerned about someone.

"SHUT UP!! NARUTO IS ON, BAKA!!" screamed Daisuke and Hane in unison.

"SHAKRAN!! YOU BASTARD WHERE ARE YOU!?!? ARE YOU WATCHING NARUTO AGAIN!?!?!" screamed an ear-shattering voice.

"uh oh, its Yumi. How the fu-"

"Shakran, no swearing." interrupted Hane

"Ok, lemme redo that...cough...uh oh, its Yumi. How the Hell did she get here?"

"not much better..." whispered Hane

"OMG, YUMI!!?!?! DUDE SHE HATES YOU!!! I swear if you die, it'll be from her." said Daisuke

Just then there was a blinding flash of light and Hane, Daisuke and Shakran found themselves tumbling through the sky and unthinkable speeds.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Daisuke.

"AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"laughed Hane.

"Well, this sucks..." said Shakran

"OH MAN!!! I HATE AIR!! I WANT TO BE ON THE GROUND, NOT FALLING TO IT!!" screamed Daisuke

"WWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS AWESEOME!! I LOVE FLYING!!" yelled Hane

"lets see...traveling...7 meters per second...approximately...500 meters fro-no, thats not right...650 meters from the earth..." said Shakran. Hane was still loving freefalling

"DUDE, HANE, SHUT UP!! WE ARE GOING TO HIT THE GROUND AND BASICALLY EXPLODE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!?!??!?!" Yelled Daisuke

"REALLY!?!" Asked Hane, the stupidest grin in the world on his face

"YES!!!" screamed Daisuke

"Oh. Oh well. WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" screamed Hane

"Ohmygodyoustupidsonofa--"

"Hey guys, we have about a minute before we hit the ground." interupted Shakran

"COOL!!!" Yelled Hane

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Daisuke started up again

"Oh my god...Shimatta otaku bakas..." said Shakran

"What?" asked Hane

"I said, 'Damn you idiots..'. So does anyone have any idea how we got from watching Naruto to falling to our deaths?" asked Shakran

"NO BUT THIS IS FUN!!" laughed Hane