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"Hi I'm Edwin Harmony creator and CEO of Eharmony. Eharmony is the #1 trusted online dating site. #1. Not #2. Not #3. Not #4. Ok you get it #1. Eharmony is so much more than online dating. It's .. ah it's advanced .. online dating. Let's take a look at some sucsess stories and potental canadits." Iroh said.
" Hi. Eharmony changed my life. In 2009 I met my husband. Bob.
Oh and I'm not an actor. I'm real and dis is a real story.
I'm not fake. Does this smile look fake to you." Mai said tring to put on her best smile.
"I'm just tryin to find a bi**h to spend the rest of my life wit. Or aleast the rest of my porale with. I like long walks on the beach. Candle lit dinners and beatin up small children." Zuko said.
" I've been on Eharmony 4 years and countin and I ani't find nobody yet cause its a bunch of lame ss people on da world wide web. If yo profile don't meet my high ss standards cause I'm a classy ss bi**h and you send me a measge on some bulls*it. DELETE DELETE." Ty'Lee said angrliy.
" Hi. When I was 10 was dianosed with a mental recardtion. I just want to find somebody who love me for me. Or somebody who can bust me wide open." Onji said.
" Honestly he's all I ever wanted." Ursa said " She's everything I need." Ozai said.
" He hits me." Azula said. Her face was all bruised and swollen.
" Well that's all we have for today folks. Visit and sign up now. You won't regret it. Remember free your love and heart will find you." Iroh said "I. I mean free your heart and love will follow who the f*ck wrote these cue cards." Iroh said pissed.
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