One time near nerd camp while riding a mutant buffalo, a river of plasma engulfed the gelatinous form of Pompeii. Meanwhile in the far off underwater world of Pablo a stampede of dolphins came rushing through China and Russia. Me ,equipped with a Squirrel Launcher, had to destroy the menace called Menace, a big Cerberus like creature. So in the Colosseum I attacked Menace and got a 192 hit combo each doing a critical hit which would even out to 384 hits and it goes back to where it came from, L.A. In order to close the last seal of Dr. Anderson I had to get the Sword of Mac called Big Mac and hit a wildabeest with it in the face. The wildabeest transformed into Transfixo, a robotic minotaur and summoned Kung Fu Eagl who joined me after I gave him a pringle. So we double team Transfixo. Kung Fu Eagl could talk so he said, "Dude you be tripping" so I obviously agree.
We see a weird kid with an over sized key, a duck, and a dog beating up a floating knight. "I wont even ask" I said as I ask Kung Fu Eagl for food and of course he disapproves. I decide to go through a mountain using a conveniently placed bag of dynamite. This triggered nothing except an angry tourist who chased us into a lake filled with carnivorous rabbits. I ran like a Japanese school girl to Hong Kong where everyone was kung foo fighting. Kung Fu Eagl was moonwalking like there was no tommorow. So I punch him then start kicking random people. Soon after we get kicked out literally. So we walk to Yugoslavia and eat cooked giant rat. We then went to Africa and fought malaria literally. Those mosquitoes were as annoying as people saying Git-R-Done. Later I went to Antarctica alone since Kung Fu Eagl got rabies after eating Mario. In Antarctica I found the Declaration of Independence which I traded for an unparrelel space station which sent destruction beams raging around the world. It could do that, but my insurance doesn't cover damaged planets. Unfortunately Kung Fu Eagl got cured and wouldn't shut up! I blew up Pluto in frustration, since nobody cared about Pluto anyway.
At my house I'm reading Noobs: Where and How to Pwn Then when Kung Fu Eagl says "Oh no you didn't" at the 72" plasma screen 7.2 surround sound HDTV I bought off Ebay for a nickel. I leave with KFE and find a short Norwegian boy called Ereaven. Ereaven says to KFE "Polly want a cracker?"
