The Time Asian Sam Was Really Turned on by Arsenals

A/N: Yeah... so I found Supernatural...

Once upon a time, there was Sam and Dean and Ashley Belle and Marilyn and fuck you.

One day, Sam was out getting lessons on the Impala and proper maintenance. I guess Dean was really worried about going to some shit place called 'hell'. Probably Michigan. Fucking Michigan.

Dean looked at Sam. "Alright, Sammy. Understand?"

All of a sudden, Sam's eyes squinted shut and his lips pursed. "Herro dere. I am not so sure I know what you are talking about."

"Is this your way of saying you weren't listening?"

"I would rike de eyebarr prease."

"The fuck-"

"DE EYEBARR MR ACKRES."

"What the fuck is an Ackers?"

"NO NOT ACKERS ACKRES!"

"Do you mean Ackles…?"

"DO NOT MOCK ME!" Asian Sam turned to the Impala. "Is dat an arsenar?"

"I believe the word is 'Arsenal'…"

"YOU RITTRE SHEET." Asian Sam slapped Dean.

"What the hell, Sam?!"

"I AM FONG QUANG DONG CHONG MAO LAO TONG NING RING FUNG LAU SHANG BA WINCHESTAH." Sam looked at the Arsenal. "Arsenal, yes?"

"Um… yeah…"

Asian Sam licked the arsenal. "Mmm…. That is yes…"

"Dude, not cool…"

Sam crawled inside the arsenal. "I could be here forever…"

"Okay, that's it." Dean picked up Sam. "Come on, big man."

"I AM FONG QUANG DONG CHONG MAO LAO TONG NING RING FUNG LAU SHANG BA WINCHESTAH AND I AM BIGGAH THAN YOU… I BREAK ASIAN PENIRE STEREOTYPE!"

"Put an arsenal in it, Ting Ting." Dean put Sam in the car.

"Woah… What happened?" Sam asked, no longer Asian.

Dean just stared at his brother. "Yeah…. I'm getting the weapons from now on…" Dean started the car and they started driving.

"You know, I think we need a bigger arsenal…" Sam said.

Dean looked at his brother in horror, then back at the road. "Yeah… how about FUCK TO THE NO."