I'm in one of my hyper modes right now . . . I just HAD to write this. I was hanging out with my friend Rina yesterday and we were discussing what would happen if we met our favorite Holes characters. What happens in this story is what we talked about. I'm hyper!

Summary: Well, it says it on the link to this story! Jeez!

Disclaimer: I own no one but me. Rina is herself. I don't own any Holes characters. If I have to write one more disclaimer, I will bump my head continually against the monitor while whimpering.

Rating: PG13 because I might scare the younger audiences.

"Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!"

Episode One: Rabid Fangirls Rina and Shae

*Shae steps onto the screen in a tacky looking . . . outfit . . . with a toothbrush for her microphone.*

Shae: Hello! I'm Shae E. Heart, host for the 'Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters!' TV Reality Show, where fangirls have the opportunity to seek out their favorite characters and . . . do whatever. Today we will be bringing the characters of Holes into our show today. Holes fanatics Rina and Shae (ME!) will be joining us. Remember, no one was SERIOUSLY harmed in the making of this fanfiction story.

*Shae replaces her dorky TV host outfit with a regular Shae outfit and snaps her fingers. Camp Greenlake suddenly appears.*

Camera dude: Whoa! How'd ya do that?"

Shae: Shut up and film!

*Rina pops in out of nowhere.*

Rina: *Waves frantically* Hii-eeeeeee!!

Shae: *imitates Rina* HII-EEEEEEE!

Rina: Where's Stanley, huh, huh? WHERE IS HE?!

Shae: *Points towards a tent marked D* He over DAAAAAYRE!

Rina: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! STANLEY!!!! *starts running like a lunatic towards D-tent.*

Shae: *blinks.* WAIIIIT! *Runs like a lunatic too.*

Camera dude: *Running all outta breath like that one camera dude on Cops.* WAIT FOR ME!! AAAAAAAHHH! *Pants fall down and he trips, falling into a hole.*

*The girls bust into D-tent. Zigzag is the only one in there. Zigzag isn't wearing a shirt.*

Zigzag: *gasps and tries to cover up with his arms* I'm not mature enough to be half naked in front of the opposite sex!

Shae: *pulls his arms away from his chest* Ooh. Nice!

*Squid walks in from the shower wearing only a towel. Shae eyes him.*

Shae: Ooh. Nicer!

Squid: *dives into his cot and hides under the covers* Eeep! Perverted girl!

Rina: Where's Stanley? I NEED STANLEY!!

Squid: *peeks* He's in the shower.

*Rina screams and runs towards the showers. Shae sits on the edge of Squid cot.*

Shae: Oh, Squiddypoo?

Squid: *too afraid*

Shae: Squid! Answer me! *pokes him somewhere*

Squid: *jumps up quickly* HEY! That was my butt!

Shae: *clings to Squid's waist now that he's out of hiding.* Good. Me like your butt.

Squid: Help me!! *Squirms around looking like a retarded hula dancer while trying to get Shae off*

Shae: *clings tighter* WHEEEE!!

Zigzag: *covers his eyes* I'm not mature enough to witness this!

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MEANWHILE . . .

Rina: STANLEY! STAAAAAAANNNNLLEEEEEEEEYYYY! Where are you?

*Stanley dances to the Macarena in the shower. Rina sneaks up on him, but is disappointed that she can only see his top half.*

Rina: STAAANLEY!

*Stanley jumps in surprise and then bumps his head on the showerhead before going unconscious.*

Rina: *gasps* STAAANLEY! I'll save you!!

Random Audience Dude: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! MWAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAHA-

Rina: SSSSSHHHHUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUUUPPPPP!

*Random Dude stops and looks scared*

*Rina starts to hop over shower wall, but is stopped by Strict Censor Lady who blindfolds Rina. Rina tries to hop over shower wall, but slips and lands on Stanley.*

Rina: Duude . . . I can't see! HELL-O! That didn't feel right!

Censored Lady: We don't need a commentary!

Rina: Yes we do! It's a frickin' fanfic! People can't see us!

Censored Lady: Fortunately.

Rina: Umm . . . yeah. I'm saving Stanley now! *drags Stanley out*

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MEANWHILE . . .

*The Camera Dude is still stuck in the hole and can't get out. Squid is still thrashing about like an idiot with Shae attached to his waist and Zigzag is standing there trying to cover his eyes and his chest at the same time.*

British Sounding Narrator Dude: What will happen to our guests? Will they even SURVIVE second episode? Find out next time!

Jerry Springer Commercial Break Dude: Want to be on the next episode of Oh My Gosh, They're Fictional Characters? Send an e-mail to the author at slowslugbug@netscape.net with this information:

Name: (real one or made up)

Age: (Real or made up)

Your Personality: (Ex. Crazy, loving, psycho, etc.)

Holes Character Whom You Are Wanting to Meet:

What you do when you meet him: (has to be rated PG13, lol.)

Thank you, and watch out for cows!

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*WHEW* Boy! That was fun! Can't wait for those reviews!

~Shae~