TN Taylor's Hammer
Chapter: One-shot Microfic

Pairing: Wash/Taylor
Genre: Ship/Humor
Rating: Nc-17 (just in case)

Spoiler Alert: All of Season 1
Warning: Language/Some Smut talk.

Summary: Wash is trying to destroy something, but Taylor thinks she is after his body.

AN: Ok, this comes from the phrase Stephen Lang (as Miles in Avatar) uses "Hammer them hard." I was chatting with Em and could not let this go because I already had the prompt (from arbiter_01 on LJ) Taylor/Wash- Inception (meaning the beginning). This is what happens in TN Bugs to Brownies if Zoe did not show up.

Wash taped her fingers on the Plexpad that will not save her report that took her five hours to write. She sat down watching as it deleted the report instead of saving it.

Wash stood up again and huffed out. "Taylor come over here. I need you."

Taylor leaned over seeing she was pissed at the Plexpad. "Why?"

"Because I need a hammer." Wash decided to smash the Plexpad and she knew Taylor kept a hammer somewhere there in the Command Center.

Taylor started to grin knowing she is usually feisty when she is angry and will take the anger out on him with some type of sexual demand.

Wash turned around stunned. "Put it back in your pants. Where the hell is the hammer?"

Taylor's jaw dropped at how easily his Thor's Hammer that was standing at attention was ignored.

Wash glanced over at him taking another deep breath with a raised eyebrow. "Taylor. I said I need the hammer not I need to get hammered. Now give me the tool."

Taylor walked over to her.

"No...not that one. I said put it back in your pants. Give me the hammer damn it."

Taylor fumed. "Make up your mind woman!"

"Uummmmmm Bad time?" Jim froze in the doorway of the Command Center knowing the image in front of him would haunt him for weeks.

AN: The end. Ok, I took the prompt inception as Wash saying something that got the idea of sex in Taylor's mind. Emtheunicorn helped it along with the hammer reference from our talks, Avatar and one of my fics. It was short, but I had to write it. :)