Disclaimer: Don't own.
A/N For Wolfskater. Our conversation got this stuck in my head. I find it short and sweet!
"I want to be a pirate." Rogue said as she watched Pirates of the Caribbean with her boyfriend. Gambit looked down at his girlfriend. He was sitting on the couch and she was laying on him holding popcorn.
"You would make a good pirate." He said popping more popcorn in his mouth.
"Then lets be pirates." Rogue said getting excited. "We can chase everyone around the mansion with our swords."
Gambit laughed. "Okay."
An hour later dressed in pirate garb, Rogue and Gambit sneaked up behind Kurt. Rogue stuck her sword in his back. "You are captured by the Pirates Guild. Join or die." Rogue bellowed.
Kurt turned around and with a giant smile on his face. "Join!" He yelled.
"I am Captain Bloody Rogue and this is my first mate Gambit." Rogue declared.
The three of them went around the mansion and captured the inhabitants. Scott and Jean caused them a little trouble. "We don't wanna play your game guys." Scott said rolling his eyes.
Rogue and Gambit shared a look and then nodded at Kitty and Kurt. Kitty phased through the wall and came up behind Jean and tied her up. Kurt bamfed behind Scott and did the same. "Then you are our prisoners. And you shall walk the plank." Rogue said pointing her sword at them.
The group of pirates dragged their prisoners out side to the pool and forced them to the diving board. "Walk the plank!" Rogue yelled.
"Rogue this is ridiculous. I'm not doing this." Jean said.
"First mate help them along." Rogue said with a smirk.
Gambit jumped up on to the diving board. And shoved his sword into their back and forced them forward. Suddenly Scott and Jean fell into the pool fully dressed.
"Huzzah." The pirates screamed.
Logan walked out to the pool area after hearing the yelling. He saw most of the students dressed as pirates standing around the pool. And Scott and Jean dressed in normal clothes pulling them selves out of the pool. "I don't wanna know." He said and went back inside.
"Huzzah." The pirates screamed again.
Gambit put his arm around Rogue. "Have fun?"
"Oh yeah." She replied.
