Sometimes, I'd Like to Hurt my Inner Self

Chapter 1: To Cut or To Not Cut (Videl's inner self)

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ of I did the following scene would be shown:

"JUST STAY OUT OF MY HAIR, YOU BIG JERK!" Videl screamed. Cut her hair. What was Gohan thinking? She was not gonna throw seventeen years worth of hair and hair care products down the drain.

"That idiot." Videl mumbled as she took of in her jet copter. "Why would I cut my hair? So what if it gets in my eyes. It already does that and I'm not completely messed up. What kind of dummy would pull my hair."

"You know he's not an idiot, Videl." Said a mysterious voice.

"Who are you?! Come out now!" Videl demanded.

"Hey, it's just your inner Erasa." (Inner Erasa is IE) IE said

"Alright, what's my inner Erasa for anyway?" Videl asked.

"I'm the part of you that likes shopping, cheesy romantic comedies, makeup, and boys." IE explains.

"And..."

"And you like Gohan."

"No I don't Erasa." Videl denies

"Your right. You love Gohan." IE says.

"Nope. Where do you get this from Erasa?" Videl said, lightly blushing.

"I'm your inner Erasa. I know what's going on inside of you. By the way, your tonsils are begining to swell."

"Oh, I'll tell my dad my tonsils are swelling."

"So Videl, are you gonna?" Erasa asked.

"Am I gonna..."

"Cut your hair?"

"Erasa, I'm not gonna cut my hair." Videl said rolling her eyes.

"Here let's make a Pros and Cons list. If there are more pros, you chop of your pigtails. If there are more cons, I'll persuade Sharpener to come to school in a chicken suit." Erasa said.

"Fine."

Pros:

You'll look pretty.

It won't get in you way when your fighting.

No villians can pull on it.

Gohan might like your more.

Everyone needs to change up thier look evetually.

You're stressed out and cutting your hair relives stress.

You won't have to buy a bottle of shampoo for every wash.

It's easier to comb through.

You'll look more like a tomboy.

It might tick your dad off, which you want to happen.

Cons:

You'll look a little different.

Sharpener won't show up in a chicken suit.

You can't hit people with you pigtails (Which is a pro for everyone else.)

You'll get a few weird looks.

"Yay! Pros wins!" IE cheered. They had touched down at the Satan Masion. It took a long time to make that list.

"Hey, I lied." Videl said as she sat on her bed.

'Hmmm'

IE thought 'Desperate times call for desperate measures.'

"Yeah," IE said "I guess if you're gonna lie to him, you're not worthy of him. I heard Angela still has feelings for him."

"Good try. Reverse pshycology almost always works. It's just... if I cut it, Gohan may eventually put 2+2 together. Sure right now he might get 4,923 but he'll eventually get 4. I don't want him to know that I love him. How would the world react to Videl Satan being in love?" Videl admits.

Then IE pulls out a recorder. She presses play and it recites 'Good try. Reverse pshycology almost always works. It's just... if I cut it, Gohan may eventually put 2+2 together. Sure right now he might get 4,923 but he'll eventually get 4. I don't want him to know that I love him. How would the world react to Videl Satan being in love?'

"Cut your hair or I show the Media." Erasa said seriously

"Am I being blackmailed by my inner self?" Videl asked.

"No. Just the part that likes shopping, cheesy romantic comedies, makeup, and boys, specifically Son Gohan." Erasa said.

"Sigh. Hand me the scissors." Videl sighes.


Twenty minutes later

"Hey it's not that bad." Videl said. Then she slipped into bed. A minute later Hercule comes in and screams "Ah, my baby! Her hair! It's gone!"

'What's wrong, daddy?" Videl said worrily knowing exactly what's wrong.

"Your precious hair, is not connected, to your precious head." Hercule said observing the pigtails on the floor.

"I know, Papa."

"You cut your hair?" He asked.

"Yes."

"Why."

"For a boy."

Hercule then fainted and Videl went backed to be and smiled "I still wanna hurt you inner Erasa."


THE END