Cullen's get therapy
Having lived as long as the Cullen's have they couldn't get through there existence without having issues so every so many years they have to have therapy. Just being able to tell there problems to someone other than one of there family members and not have them judge them for there flaws', but the Cullen's are flawed in oh so many ways.
Carlisle "I don't really know what to say, so ill just start with the truth, I'm sick of having to act like an adult for gods sake. I'm only 23, I'm young and hot and some how I got settled with a wife who bleeds me dry with her home renovations, and having teenage kids and all there issues that to be totally honest I couldn't give a shit about. I'm only 23 my so called kids are only a few years younger than me. I'm sick of everyone asking me what to do! Like Edward, oh I love Bella but I want to kill her! I mean just kill her or do her and get over with either way I don't care. All I really want to do is just play, play station and party with hot chicks my own age, maybe go to a few raves and kill a few people. Ok I know raves are so last year but I haven't even killed anyone and everyone else gets to so why cant I?"
Rosalie having being blessed with the gift of amazing beauty also wasn't immune to having problems that's she couldn't share with the Cullen's.
Rosalie "I know that I'm beautiful and I know that everyone wants to be me but they just don't know how hard it is to be me. Being this beautiful is really a curse, just think I cant leave the house with out guys falling all over me people buy me what ever I want its just so awful. Well it might not all be so bad all the time but sometimes I wonder what it would even be like to be Bella, I mean just look at her she just roles out of bed and looks like crap all day and doesn't even care that she does. Me me me me me blah blah blah me me!"
One the most important members of the Cullen's is quite possibly the member with the most issues.
Edward "I am sick to death of all this crap, I have to hear every single thing they think all the time and I cant take it any more. God damn Rosalie and her me me me issues and that's not even the worst of all my problems. Bella my girlfriend I just want to kill her and I mean that literally. But of course I can't kill her because I don't want to be anymore of a monster than I already am. But if the fact that I don't want to kill her isn't enough she's always on my back to sleep with her, cant she just understand that I'm the sensitive type of guy who just wants to wait for marriage plus this is so mean but she smells like dog most of the time thanks to her best friend and when your girlfriend stinks it kinda ruins the mood don't ya think"
Therapist thoughts on Carlisle, Rosalie, Edward
Carlisle- needs to get over himself everyman's wife bleeds him dry it just what happens when you get married and if he's sick of having kids he needs to stop adopting them!
Rosalie- needs to stop looking in the mirror she's not that hot and I think she needs to lay off the cakes!
Edward- What kind of teenage boy doesn't want to sleep with his girlfriend who isn't a gay teenage boy?
The rest of the Cullen's and there issues in next weeks session
