An ear splitting scream pierced the air.

Nobody was surprised though, because this was Divination with Professor Trelawney. The class just ignored her, until she began to shout at them.

"MY DEARS! I HAVE JUST SEEN THE WORST OF THINGS IN THE MISTS! WE ARE IN GRAVE DANGER!"

Padma stared at her, with her jaw dropping.

"What does the future behold, professor?" she asked.

"My dear, it does not see the future, but the present!" Trelawney replied, exploding into a burst of tears.

The class murmured quietly amongst themselves, and finally, Parvati had the guts to pipe up.

"Professor, what did the mists show?"

Professor Trelawney snapped to attention, and answered, with the deathly tone of an undead undertaker.

"I saw a most horrifying thing."

"What?" Parvati inquired.

"I cannot tell you! Your parents will hex me!" Trelawney replied.

"PROFESSOR! WHAT WAS IT?" Parvati demanded, on the verge of tears.

"I saw... I saw... I saw Professor Dumbledore!"

"What's so scary about that?"

"You have no idea."

"Tell us."

"It's what Albus said!" Trelawney whispered.

"What did he say?" Parvati demanded, losing patience.

"' Don't pretend to impress the kids with these bullshit prophecies'"

The class's jaws dropped simultaneously.

Padma began to speak, but was stopped suddenly, by Lavender Brown.

"Why did you just stop me from spe-" Parvati demanded.

Lavender just pointed to Trelawney.

Parvati looked up, and screamed, as the figure in front of her was not Sybil Trelawney, but a much older figure.

"You really are all profoundly retarded." Said none other than Miss Hermione Jean Granger, fighting back a giggle.