SmackDown Filming: May 10, 2011
"So…" Chelle asks. "How's being married?"
"Honestly," I say. "My husband isn't paying too much attention to me, so I don't think it's that good."
"Wasn't he just talking about the wedding night sex last week?"
"Yeah, and it happened. But that was the last time. Since then he's been busy."
"With what?"
"Other things."
"What kind of other things?"
"You know how Cami was at the wedding?"
"Yeah."
"She had a son. It's Randy's. He just found out about this. He has been on the phone all the time with Cami ever since. He barely pays me any attention."
"That's just bullshit. I mean if he is making attempts to meet and get to know his son, that's good but you're his wife. You just got married six days ago. He's not being that good of a husband. No wonder you had me come to SmackDown for you to vent."
"Thank you. I can't wait for you all to come live with us for awhile. That way I can hang out with someone while Randy drools over Cami."
"Isn't she going to be living there too?"
"Sadly."
"Oh god. This is gonna make you lose your mind."
"Tell me about it."
"Are you okay?"
My eyes water a little. "No…"
Chelle pulls me into a hug. "I'm sorry."
"It's okay. I just don't understand."
"Neither do I. Do you think Randy cares that you traveled to the filming without him?"
"If not, he will when I don't go with him to ringside."
"That might get his attention. What are you doing tonight then?"
"Well you know that Layla has to take some time off because of her hurting her leg in the match against you. I have a feeling Kharma will go after Layla when she announces that she has to take some time off. So I'm going to go after Kharma when she does."
"Does Layla know?"
"Yeah."
"So she's the bait."
"In a way…yes."
"This might be a good idea."
"Yeah. Especially with Kharma attacking Eve last night."
"Who's on the list of people she attacked?"
"You, Ryse, Foxy, and Eve."
"Do you think that she might be targeting the DoD?"
"Maybe. She's gotten four Divas so far. Three of them are members of the Divas of Domination. I'm the only one she hasn't gotten yet."
"I'm retired now, but if you need help with her, tell me. This worries me."
"It worries me too."
Ted and Ryse walk up.
"Hi." They both say.
"Hi." Chelle and I say.
"Where's Randy?" Ted asks.
"Don't think he's here yet. Probably on the phone with Cami while he drives." I say.
"Your brother's girlfriend? Why?"
I sigh. "She's one of Randy's flings from over the years."
"And?"
Chelle rolls her eyes. "She apparently has a son. It's Randy's."
"Are you serious?" Ryse asks.
"Apparently." I say.
"Are you sure he is really Randy's?"
"What do you mean?"
"She's probably slept with other people. Maybe she lied about him being Randy's just because Randy is in her life again."
"I'm going to believe it's Randy's until I have a reason not to. I mean Alanna came from Sam and Randy's one night stand."
"True." Ted says.
"But I like Sam. I don't like Cami."
"But…" Chelle says. "Cami never liked you or even me that well. Do you think she could've lied about the paternity to take Randy back?"
"I don't want to believe she still doesn't like me. And if she did lie about the paternity of the child for some reason, that's fucked up. Plain and simple."
"What's the whole story with her anyways?" Ted asked.
"She was Randy's fling in early 2005 for a while. In reality, Randy kept her around to sleep with her. But she thought she was in a relationship with him. So she got extremely jealous of me and my friendship with Randy. She was also slightly jealous of Chelle here. She also would brag about being with Randy when she came backstage to shows. Especially to Stacy Keibler since she knew Stacy had been with Randy until a month or two before Cami was around. If anything, she was Randy's rebound from Stacy."
"Oh. Wasn't Stacy at the wedding last week?"
"Yeah. I talked to her about Cami. She also wants to hang out sometime. I've always been friends with Stacy."
"Oh."
"Just to be nosey." Christian says as he approaches us. "Why are we talking about Stacy Keibler?"
"We're talking about that Cami chick he had as a rebound from her."
"Oh. She wasn't even loyal to him. She was banging René Dupree."
"Really?" I ask. "He was married."
"I know. Not cool."
"Not at all."
"Tell Randy that we're teaming up tonight." Christian says as he goes to leave.
"I can't make any promises. He barely pays attention to me since found out she has a child that's his."
"Bullshit. It might not be. Plus you're Randy's wife. Ugh."
"Thanks for agreeing." I say. "Bye, Christian. Thanks all of you for agreeing."
"Bye." Christian says.
"You're welcome." Ryse, Chelle, and Ted say.
"Okay." I say. "How did you propose, Ted?"
"I was laying in bed with Ryse, pulled out the ring, and asked. She said yes."
"Aww…" Chelle and I say.
Ryse smiles and shows us the ring. "I love this ring."
I smile. "Me too."
"It's really nice." Chelle says. "Good job, Ted."
"Thanks." Ted says.
I was changing into ring gear in the Divas locker-room. "I don't have a match, but I wanna kick Kharma's ass."
"I don't blame you." Layla says.
"Put me on that list." Alicia says.
"Me too." Chelle says as she sits in there.
"How's Randy?" Layla asks.
"He's more worried about this old fling of his that's dating my brother and apparently has a kid that's Randy's."
"That's so stupid." Alicia says. "You're Mrs. Randy Orton. Not her. Even if she has a kid that's his, he should be worried about you more than her."
"Thank you."
"Did you mention that she's also one of the people living with us at your house for awhile?" Chelle asks.
"Why?" Alicia asks.
"Because she's with my brother. If it wasn't for that, it wouldn't be happening." I say.
"Get the kid paternity tested."
"If I have a reason to think she lied about it, I'm telling Randy that."
"Has he been talking to you about it?"
"Other than the wedding night, he's barely talked to me at all about anything. He barely pays attention to me."
"Seduce him."
"What?"
Layla smiles. "Buy some sexy lingerie, wear it around your bedroom, tease him, seduce that bitch."
I laugh. "I could try."
"Trust me." Alicia says. "It'll get his attention. It works in my relationship."
"Are you ever gonna tell us who you're dating?"
"Well…the last I heard you don't like him."
"Who is it?"
"Wade Barrett."
"Oh. Last time I saw him, he defended me. Randy still doesn't like him, but he's okay in my book. Good for both of you."
Alicia smiles. "Thanks."
Ted and I watch Randy and Christian's segment with Sheamus and Mark Henry to set up the main event for tonight.
"Has he even spoke to you tonight?" Ted asks.
"Nope." I say. "But I have things on my mind."
"What kind of things?"
"How to kick Kharma's ass."
"Good."
"And I'm gonna get his attention."
"How? We all start living together tomorrow."
"You'll see."
"Shut up, Michael." Layla says to Michael Cole. "As I was saying-"
("Bad Karma" plays)
As Kharma makes her way through to curtain, I make my way into guerrilla. I watch as she enters the ring.
Layla goes to run, but Michael Cole trips her.
"Figures." I mutter.
Kharma goes to attack Layla, but I run down the ramp to the ring. Kharma looks at me, and Layla escapes.
Kharma lunges at me. I duck and manage to hit her with a Right Hand. She doesn't budge. She grabs me by my hair and tosses me across the ring. I land hard on my back. Kharma then picks me up and hits the Implant Buster.
She laughs and leaves the ring. I look at her as I struggle to get up.
"This is urgent." I mutter. "The Divas Division is going to have to band together to take her down."
"Thanks." I say as one of the trainers puts an icepack on the back of my head. "I really need this."
"No problem." He says. "I have to leave for awhile, but you're free to go whenever."
"Okay."
He leaves. I sit down and sigh.
Randy walks in and doesn't notice me. "Hey, doc. Got any extra tape? I'm out."
Randy realizes that none of the trainers are in here. "Oh never mind." He notices me. "What happened, babe?"
I roll my eyes. "You didn't see Kharma hand me my ass?"
"No. Sorry I must've been on the phone with Cami."
I scoff. "Whatever." I push past Randy and leave.
