Olimar was being Olimar, like every other day. Working in his job, eating stuff,
working some more, and eating SOME more, getting fat, and going back home and
sleep. Yeah, it had been really boring since those Pikmin incidents. Olimar
wondered if they could come to his planet one day.
He was about to find out the answer this night.
As always, he was going back to his home, to talk about his job with his wife.
His wife, Olimalierre, was a pretty hot chick for Olimar's standards. He also had
2 kids, but they never spoke to him recently. Olimar always thought they just found about
sex and dropped their balls or something.
ANYWAY, as Olimar was on the doormat, he began hearing weird voices.
"Aiiieeee!"
"Nuuuuu!"
"Penispenispenispenis."
"Aaaaaargh!"
He was worried now. Did something happen to his lovely family? He was so worried that he actually smashed the door open with his head. It hurt. A lot. But it was not the time to think about this. He ran to his bedroom, to see what was going on.
He. Was. Shocked.
Pikmin. They were here. In his room. Attacking Olimalierre. And the only thing she was
able to do was screaming. Olimar quickly ran and tried to attack the Pikmin, but they were
too strong for him. They kept biting her and chopping her ears off with their fingernails.
It was kind of disgusting. But Olimar had no sense of disgust at this point.
He was PISSED.
He quickly ran to his work room, not noticing his kids' head being chopped off by the
Pikmin because of being angry. Yes. He was THAT angry. Anyway, he grabbed his gun.
This was his only gun. His prized gun actually. It was prized because of looking like Naruto.
And it would say "Believe it!" when it shot bullets.
Getting the gun quickly, he ran back to the bedroom, again not noticing the kids' genital area being eaten off by Pikmin.
So, he got to the bedroom. At that point, Olimalierre's brain was being eaten by the Blue Pikmin.
You could actually see the veins in Olimar's eyes. He grabbed his gun, and...
"Believe it!"
"Believe it!"
"Believe it!"
"Believe it!"
"Believe it!"
"Believe it!"
"Be-be-be-belie-be-believe i-believe it!"
They were all dead. At least they looked like they were. Olimar quickly rushed to Olimarielle to see if she could recover without a brain. Fortunately, she still had energy left to speak a few last words.
"O-o-oli-ma-r...."
"Y-you... Need t-to... Take r-revenge... On them... P-please..."
*Splat!*
The remaining part of her brain fell of her eaten head, so she DID die this time. Olimar was too angry to notice the brain falling though. His eyes could only see the blood.
Only.
The.
Blood.
He slowly walked his way to one of the Pikmin. He lifted it up, holding him from it's shoulders.
After staring at it with pure hate, he shouted,
"WHERE IS MY WIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!111oneoneonenaerutocol" With his voice being cracked, strangling the Pikmin.
"..."
The Pikmin's head fell off.
Seeing that wasn't enough. Olimar wanted revenge. PURE revenge. He wanted to bathe in the blood of the Pikmin. Ok, that's kinda sick, but you get the point.
And with those thoughts, he ran out of his house, holding his Cool Naruto Gun.
-End of the First Chapter-
