Cai Wenji
Cai Wenji was home alone in the middle of the night and was reading her father's books. In the middle of reading, she heard a whisper.
"Ade due Damballa," it chanted. She quickly looked around and saw no one. At first she thought her mind was playing tricks on her so she continued reading. "Give me the power I beg of you!" She stopped reading and looked around again. When she saw nothing, she got scared and ran into her room to covered herself up with a blanket.
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it called from outside her room.
"Ahh!" she screamed, and ran into her closet. She covered her ears and listened to her heart beating really fast. There was a gap in her closet and she peeked into her room and saw a small shadow standing on her bed. It laughed evily and climbed out of her window and disappeared...
Cao Cao
Cao Cao returned home after a long trip to the jungle. In the jungle, he killed a giant bear with his own sword and was very accomplished. He was extremely tired so he drank his tea and took a long bath. After getting dressed, he blew out his candle, climbed to his bed, and closed his eyes. He nearly fell asleep when he heard a whisper.
"Ade due Damballa," it whispered. "Give me the power I beg of you!" He immediately recognized the chant and sat up.
"Who dares try to take over my soul?" he called out. There was no reply so he thought that maybe it was just a dream and went back to closing his eyes. When he almost fell asleep, he heard it again.
"Ade due Damballa! Give me the power I beg of you!" It came from outside and he slowly opened one eye. "Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it said to him.
"Shut up and go to sleep before I execute you!" he shouted meanly. Suddenly a tiny shadow ran past his window.
It laughed like, "Er her her her!" and jumped down the castle and disappeared.
"Fool," Cao Cao said, shaking his head. Then he fell asleep throughout the night without hearing another Chucky Chant...
Cao Pi
Cao Pi was in his room playing house that his wife Zhen Ji allowed him to have another wife. He hugged two pillows, pretending that one was Zhen Ji and the other was his new wife. He had a big smile on his face.
"Ade due Damballa," whispered someone. He quickly snapped out of his fantasy and looked around.
"What?" he said, confused.
"Give me the power I beg of you!" it said again. It scared him because there was no one else home besides him.
"Who are you? Show yourself!" he shouted, grabbing his sword. He heard footsteps running down the stairs and followed it, but by the time he reached the stairs, that thing had opened the front door and ran out...
Cao Ren
Cao Ren had left over wine from a party and decided to drink it all so it wouldn't go to waste. The strong scent went down his throat as he made a sour face. It was so strong that he almost threw up.
"Ade due Damballa," said a voice out of nowhere. Cao Ren lived alone and thought he heard the whisper because of the wine. "Give me the power I beg of you!" It scared him and he really needed to throw up so he ran to the bathroom and held it in.
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," said the voice. Cao Ren did not want that thing to find him so he kept quiet. "Secoise entienne mais pois de morte." He threw up but left it in his mouth as the voice came closer. "Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette!" A tiny piece of throw up came out of his mouth and the voice reached the bathroom.
"Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa! Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa! Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!" it shouted, as he finally let out his vomit into the toilet. That voice laughed and laughed and disappeared into thin air before Cao Ren finished throwing up...
Dian Wei
Dian Wei got a late start to the farm to pick some corn for his Lord Cao Cao. As soon as he filled his bucket with corns, it got dark. He took his weapon out and got ready for his thirty minute walk back home. When he was halfway home, he heard a voice.
"Ade due Damballa," it whispered. He looked around and held his weapon tightly.
"Who's there?" he shouted. There was no response so he continued walking.
"Give me the power I beg of you!" it said again.
"Power?" he shouted. "If you want my power, then come out and I'll give you a taste of my power!"
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it continued. The wind blew and blew and it began to rain. "Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette."
Dian Wei became really angry that someone was messing with him so he began throwing the corns to the direction where the voice was coming from. After he threw all his corn, it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything. When lightning came out, he saw a small black figure running and jumping off a cliff while laughing. Its laugh echoed through the mountains for a very long time, as he realized that the black figure was not human. He screamed and ran for his life but before he ran, he picked up a corn so he wouldn't get in trouble...
Guo Jia
Guo Jia had just met some of the most beautiful women in all of China at a Chinese New Year Celebration. He ate many spicy food and needed to poop. On his way home, he stopped by the woods to take a dump. He farted like "breh" and heard a voice deep in the woods.
"Ade due Damballa. Give me the power I beg of you!" it chanted.
"What the?" Guo Jia said, as a piece of poop slid out of his butt. He farted like "tch" as he heard the voice again.
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it chanted. Guo Jia realized that the voice got closer. He quickly squeezed his butt as his poop split. It still continued to come out while he tried to close his butt hole.
"Burrr," went his butt as he heard the voice once again.
"Secoise entienne mais pois de morte," it chanted. It was really close to him now. "Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette!" Terrified, Guo Jia got up and ran, leaving his pant hanging down. "Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!"
"Ahhhh!" he shouted, running away. As he ran, poop continued to shed from his butt and his ding dong swung in a circle many times. The voice laughed and laughed at him until he finally got home...
Jia Xu
Jia Xu took a walk around the province when he came upon a cemetary. He looked around and began walking back home when he heard something from the cemetary.
"Ade due Damballa," it whispered. He quickly looked around and no one was in sight. He thought it may have been the spirits of the cemetary calling to him. "Give me the power I beg of you!" It scared him and he began power walking home.
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it chanted after him. "Secoise entienne mais pois de morte!"
"Stay away! I mean you no harm," he shouted, running home now. The voice grew angry and powerful.
"Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa," it shouted as the wind rushed through that area. Jia Xu screamed and ran as fast as he could. He regretted setting foot close to the cemetary and while he ran, the voice laughed evily after him until he got back to the province...
Li Dian
One day Li Dian walked to a field full of apple trees and climbed on one of the trees and sat down on it. He picked the reddest apple he saw and began eating it when he heard a voice.
"Ade due Damballa," said the voice.
"Yue Jin? Is that you?" he said, looking down. There was no one around so he continued eating.
"Give me the power I beg of you!" said the voice again. Li Dian became scared and looked around again but saw no one. He wanted to run back home but he thought that the voice didn't know where he was at and that maybe he was safe in the tree. Or maybe it was his friend Yue Jin playing a prank on him.
"Yue Jin, if it's you, you better stop it. It's not funny," he said, sitting still. Suddenly the voice started speaking a different language.
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it said, as a chill ran up his spine. Right then and there, he knew that it wasn't Yue Jin. "Secoise entienne mais pois de morte!" Debating whether it was a ghost or not, he jumped off the tree and looked around. There was no one in sight. "Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette!"
It scared the living crap out of him as he ran all the way to Yue Jin's house. While he ran, the voice laughed really loud after him...
Pang De
Pang De rode on his horse into the mountains when he heard a strange voice.
"Ade due Damballa," it said, as his horse stopped walking. He looked around but there was no one. He knew that these kind of stuffs happened a lot in the mountains so he decided to leave.
"Let's go back," he said to his horse. They were on their way back home when they heard the voice again.
"Give me the power I beg of you! Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it chanted after them. The horse began running really fast as the chanting turned into laughter. It laughed after them until they finally got off the mountains...
Wang Yi
Wang Yi secretly packed some clothes and weapons to go on a journey to assasinate Ma Chao. She barely walked five minutes out of her kingdom when she heard a ghostly chant.
"Ade due Damballa!" it chanted. It scared her and she knew it wasn't a human being. She turned around and walked away really fast. "Give me the power I beg of you!"
The voice was so loud that it sent her running back to the kingdom. She screamed as it laughed evily after her until she got back inside her kingdom. She never dared to set foot out of the kingdom alone ever again...
Xiahou Dun
Xiahou Dun was really tired and went to sleep. The voice said the whole Chucky Chant but he was too tired and knocked out to even hear it...
Xiahou Yuan
Xiahou Yuan was out in the open field shooting arrows when he heard an evil laughter surrounding him. He screamed and ran all the way home as the laughter followed him. Before he went inside his house, he shot an arrow into the open as the laughter finally stopped...
Xu Huang
Xu Huang was cutting woods to make a fire in his house. All of a sudden, he heard a whisper.
"Ade due Damballa," it said, as he turned to where the voice came from. There was no one there. He shrugged it off and continued cutting woods."Give me the power I beg of you!" it shouted meanly.
Terrified, Xu Huang grabbed as much wood as he could and began running home. That thing that he heard began laughing and surrounded him with it's laughter. It really scared him so he dropped all the woods, including his weapon, and ran as fast as he could back home. When he got inside and locked the door, the laughter went away...
Xu Zhu
Xu Zhu bought a whole bunch of food for himself and began eating when he heard a voice outside of his kitchen window.
"Ade due Damballa!" it shouted, as Xu Zhu threw a big chicken drumstick out the window. Suddenly it shut up and scurried away with the chicken drumstick...
Xun Yu
One day Xun Yu was out farming alone during sunset. When it got dark, he got on his horse and they began going home. While the horse was running, they heard a really loud voice that scared them.
"Ade due Damballa. Give me the power I beg of you!" it thundered. "Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa! Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa! Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!"
Terrified, the horse ran as fast as it could while Xun Yu screamed. Suddenly the voice began laughing really loud and disappeared just before Xun Yu got back to his village...
Yu Jin
Yu Jin just finished cooking dinner when he heard a chant coming from outside.
"Ade due Damballa," chanted a strange voice. He looked outside and saw no one.
"Go away!" he shouted, spitting holy water outside.
"Give me the-" it began, as it suddenly stopped chanting and went away...
Yue Jin
Yue Jin exercised in the living room and got warmed up for his mile run. He went outside and began running as fast as he could. When he was halfway done with his mile, he heard a strange chant.
"Ade due Damballa," it chanted. "Give me the power I beg of you." He ignored it and continued running when he noticed that the voice was after him. "Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte!" No matter how fast he ran, he could still hear it like it was behind him. He quickly stopped running and turned around. When he saw nothing, he screamed and ran as fast as he could back home.
"Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!" it shouted after him. He screamed all the way home and slammed the door shut. It laughed evily for five minutes and then it went away...
Zhang He
Zhang He was singing and dancing in his room when a really ugly voice ruined his song.
"Ade due Damballa," said the voice as Zhang He quickly stopped singing and dancing.
"Hello? Who is it?" he called. There was no reply so he continued doing what he was doing.
"Give me the power I beg of you," said the voice again. Just then, Zhang He realized that he was home alone. A chill ran up his spine.
"Are you human or are you a ghost?" he asked, shivering.
"I'm a ghost," it responded. "Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte!" Zhang He screamed, rushed out of his house, and ran all the way to Lord Cao Cao's castle. The ghost laughed and laughed at him until someone opened the castle door for him...
Zhang Liao
Zhang Liao's friend Lu Bu once told him about a banana tree that grew really delicious bananas. It wasn't far from where he lived so he took a trip to the banana tree. He picked a lot of bananas and when he was about to leave, he thought he heard a voice.
"Ade due Damballa. Give me the power I beg of you," it said, as Zhang Liao looked at the direction where he heard the voice and didn't see anyone. "Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte."
Since Zhang Liao didn't fear death or ghosts, he shrugged his shoulders and opened a banana. He gently put it down as the voice stopped. Then he walked home peacefully with the rest of his bananas...
Zhen Ji
On the weekend that Zhen Ji's husband Cao Pi went hunting, she practiced playing flute underneath some cherry blossum trees outside. Suddenly she heard something.
"Ade due Damballa," it said, as she stopped playing her flute. She knew that no one was around and it scared her. She quickly went inside her house and locked all the doors. "Give me the power I beg of you!"
"I don't have any power! Leave me alone!" she shouted, grabbing a knife.
"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte," it continued. The voice was right outside the door. "Secoise entienne mais pois de morte!"
"Go away!" she shouted, opening the door and throwing the knife outside. The chant immediately stopped and when she closed the door, it began laughing for ten seconds and then it went away...
