Here's another story by Tripenguinman and Ponytail30527. I, Tripenguinman wrote most of this chapter but Ponytail did write too. Please review!
PRESSURED LOVE
CHAPTER ONE
Marshal was sitting beside Peanut on the penguin bank. It was a lazy Saturday morning and they we're just sitting. It was boring for Marshal but Peanut was jus staring out into space dreamily. Peanut had been going out with Maurisa for a couple of days and Peanut was in bliss.
"Have you ever noticed how pretty she is?" Peanut asked
"You asked me that two minutes ago." sighed Marshal
"But isn't she just so pretty?"
"You said that too."
"We're going to be together forever."
"You're repeating yourself once again." Marshal was really tired of this.
"But she's just so pretty. We're going to the dance together. Who are you going with?"
"Peanut!"
"What?" Peanut asked, snapping out of his daze at Marshal's harshness.
"I told you not to bring that up!"
"Why, oh yea. You don't have a date!" Peanut said mockingly.
"Shut up! I could get a date if I wanted one!"
"I don't know. But you do need a girlfriend. You're really grumpy. You're lonely aren't you?"
"I'm not lonely; I just don't want a girlfriend right now!" Marshal said, turning red.
"Oh yea, I'm sure." Peanut said sarcastically.
"Shut up!"
"I guess you won't be going to the dance at school, then?"
"Shut up!"
"I mean, EVERYONE has a date."
"SHUT UP!"
"I guess it'll be pretty embarrassing."
"SHUT UP! IN FACT, I'M GOING TO FINA A DATE NOW! YOU'LL SEE!" Marshal shouted and stomped off.
He hopped down the hole of the penguin bank. He started pacing furiously. Who to date, who to date! His thoughts were racing and his face was red. He stomped so hard that a shot of pain went up his foot and he started hoping around yelling words he heard Skipper shout when he got hurt. After the pain passed, he began pacing again, with less force to his stomps.
Elli waddled in and saw Marshal stomping around which made her giggle. He looked cute.
"What are you doing?" she asked
"Quite Elli! I'm thinking!" Marshal replied without looking up.
"About what?"
"A date for the school dance."
"Oh, have you found someone?" she asked nervously.
"No I'm thinking of who to ask."
"Well there's someone right here to ask."
"Who?!" Marshal shouted, finally looking up at her.
"She's in this room." Elli said with a smile.
"Look woman! I don't have time to beat around the bush! Now who?!"
"ME!" Elli said, becoming frustrated.
"Who's me?" Marshal asked confused. "Look if you're not going to help then just leave!"
"Oh for goodness sakes! Me! Elli!" she said
"Oh! Elli… wanna go to the dance?"
"Maybe." she said smiling.
"What?! You offered…"
Elli could tell she was driving Marshal insane. She smiled at this.
"I don't know." she said, looking at her nails like she'd seen human girls do when asked out. "There's a lot of other people asking."
"Oh come on!"
"Wouldn't you rater ask Me?" Elli asked jokingly.
"Who the heck is Me?!" Marshal shouted
"Whatever, I'll go." Elli said and hugged him.
"YES! WHAT'LL PEANUT SEES THIS!"
"What?!" she asked, pulling back. "You only asked me because you were dared to?!"
"No I um-…"
"YOU WERE DARED TOO!"
"No! Peanut and I-…" Marshal tried desperately.
"GOODBYE MARSHAL, YOU JERK!!!" she yelled and with wet eyes, she ran out crying.
"WAIT! OH DARN IT!!"
Elli walked back in quickly and stomped on his foot. He yelped and began hopping around.
"Now I'm gone!"
"Elli! Come back!"
"WHY?! BECAUSE YOU DARED ME?!" Elli shouted and walked out.
"Elli! Oh damn it!"
Skipper and Rico choose that moment to waddle in as Elli left.
"Excuse me young man?!" he boomed loudly.
"Oh crap." Marshal said
"Rico! Give me a bar of soap!" Skipper shouted and held out his flipper.
Rico regurgitated the soap into Skipper's flipper and Skipper walked over to Marshal with a scowl on his face.
"Uh… bye!" Marshal said and tried to run but Skipper stopped him.
"Oh Dad! Don't make me put that in my mouth!"
"Don't worry!" Skipper said furiously.
Marshal chocked and spat the soap out.
"CHILD ABUSE!" he shouted
"Hey! This is easy compared to the punishment for cursing in my military base! I remember once Manfredy…"
Marshal began to snore.
"MARSHAL!!" Skipper shouted and Marshal shot awake.
"You say those words all the time!" Marshal shouted
"Rico?" Skipper said and Rico smacked Marshal hard across the face.
Once his vision cleared, Marshal began protesting again.
"MORE CHILD ABUSE!" he shouted
"I could kick you out of here! Now I'm the leader and I say: GO TO BED!"
"It's 3:30!" Marshal shouted indignantly.
"Rico?" Skipper said and Rico smacked Marshal again.
"OW! FINE! FINE!" Marshal shouted and got to the side of his bed.
Skipper shook his head and looked up to see Marshal turn back to him.
"But as far as you know…" he began
"Ric-…" Skipper began but Marshal ran and jumped in his bed.
"And I better hear snoring or you'll be sharing a bed with Rico!" Skipper boomed.
"Do I have to say what kind of abuse that sounds like?!" Marshal said
"Start those kind of comments and I'll show you some real child abuse!" Skipper said
"Man this sucks." Marshal muttered.
"Cut the whining our I'll show you something that sucks."
"Dad? Do you know how wrong that sounds?!" Marshal said
"Keep talking and I'll-…" Skipper began.
"I GOT IT!" Marshal shouted
Skipper turned to Rico.
"Rico! Have you been teaching him to think like that?!" Skipper asked, crossing his flippers over his chest.
"BUTTONS!" Rico shouted
Skipper slapped Rico.
"Look! Don't ruin my boy! He's not going to be a pervert when he grows up!"
"UH HUH!" Rico squawked
Just then Elli walked in with a frying pan in her hand.
"WHERE'S MARSHAL?!?!" she shouted
Skipper and Rico saw the frying pan and began backing away, wide eyed.
"MARSHAL!" Skipper shouted "WHAT IN HELL HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING ELLI?!?!"
"See! You just cussed!" Marshal said
"Marshal!" Skipper said "Look at Elli."
Marshal saw the weapon and backed up against the wall.
"Elli! Take it easy!" Marshal said nervously.
"Uncle, Skipper!" Elli shouted "Permission to beat up Marshal?"
"Permission granted." Skipper said
"WHAT?! DAD! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!" Marshal shouted
Elli waddled up to Marshal angrily, slapping the frying pan against her flipper.
"Okay! Elli! Baby! Honey!" Marshal shouted
"Don't "baby! honey!" me!" she shouted and whacked him across the face.
He spun and stumbled.
"RELATIONSHIP ABUSE!!" he shouted as she hit him again.
"Well that's not possible." she said and smacked him silly again. "We never HAD a relationship!"
"ELLI! PLEASE! DON'T HIT ME THERE! AAAAHHHHHH!" shouted Marshal as Elli bashed him in the personal area.
"EWW!" Skipper said wincing. "Exactly what happened to Manfredy and Johnson!"
"DAD! HELP ME!! AAAHHH!"
"Elli," Skipper said "Just don't miss him and hit us, okay."
"SURE!" Elli shouted as she brought her frying pan down on Marshal's head again.
Private walked in and saw the scene.
"Um- why is my daughter trying to kill your son?"
"I don't know but Elli's winning." said Skipper and Rico threw up some popcorn.
"SHOW!" he shouted
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET MR. DARES A LOT!" Elli shouted
"It wasn't a dare, baby!" Marshal shouted, holding the lumps on his head.
"HEY!" Private shouted "NO ONE CALLS MY GIRL: "BABY" BUT ME!"
Rico hacked up a stick and gave it to Private.
"Oh damn!" Marshal said
"RICO! ANOTHER STICK PLEASE!" boomed Skipper and Rico gave him a stick.
"Oh God! Everyone, please!"
They all started beating him again.
"GUYS! OW! COME ON! I'M NOT THAT BAD!"
"Yea you are! Heart breaker!" Elli shouted
"Curser!" shouted Skipper
"BUT-! OH CRAP!!" Marshal shouted over the sounds of him getting hit.
Kowalski came in and saw Marshal covering his head as everyone hitting him with a variety of objects.
"Um-… what's going on?" he asked
"Don't worry about that, just help us!" said Skipper
"Okay." said Kowalski, taking a wooden katana from Rico.
After a few minutes, they stepped back, while Marshal lay there blackened with bruises.
"Okay," Elli panted "I think that's enough."
"You THINK?!" Marshal moaned
"Then again," said Private lifting his stick but Skipper brought it back down.
"Let's let him live." said Skipper
"Th-thanks Dad." Marshal said woozily.
"Now get to bed!" Skipper shouted
Marshal just fell face first on the floor. Everyone just shrugged and walked away.
"Ugh! How many sticks can one guy keep in his stomach?!" Marshal moaned
Elli suddenly reappeared.
"Marshal?"
He tried to limp away but couldn't. Elli giggled.
"I wanted to say yes. I'd LOVE to go to the dance with you."
"Oh then, why'd you, I don't know, BEAT ME WITH THE SLOBBERFIED STICKS?!"
"Well for one it was kinda fun and two I had to get my anger out." she said
"Why didn't you punch the wall or something?"
"Well I've seen you hurt yourself doing that so I figured: Why get hurt?" and with that she walked out.
"Oh man." Marshal said and passed out on the floor.
