Me: Yay! The long awaited Rhyming Timing is here!

Finn: About time. This took you like a month to even think about.

Me: I'm a procrastinator, you silly potato.

Alfred the Potato: -appears- What did you say about me?

Me: -sigh- Nothing, Alfred. I just called Finn a potato.

Alfred the Potato: So now it's an insult?

Finn: LEAVE.

Alfred the Potato: -disappears-

Me: He's quite annoying when needed not to be.

Finn: Wait what?

Chapter 1

Kat: Lalala… I hate math. I'm so tired too. Let's summon someone to help.

HOCUS POCUS ABRAKADABRA, ALAKAZAM… MANGOS!

Finn: -appears- WTF? Where am I? Did you summon me?

Kat: Yeah, I did. I was bored.

Finn: You should be paying attention. Quadratic functions are complicated.

Kat: Psh, I don't need to learn math.

Teacher: The equation is… blah blah blah.

Random Kid: Oh, hi Finn! What are you doing here?

Finn: I was summoned.

Kat: By me.

Random Kid: No, seriously.

Kat: You doubt my powers? I'll turn you into a piece of lint!

Random Kid: Yeah right. –turns away-

Finn: Violence isn't the answer. Calm yourself.

Kat: He doubts my power! He DIES!

Finn: -sigh- NO.

Kat: But…

Finn: No.

Kat: Is he really that stupid? He knows I pulled you out of the Fictional Portal.

Finn: Whoa, wait, what?

Kat: I never told you? Well… this is rhyming timing… so.

A girl named Kat went to a portal.

She kidnapped a fictional character even though she was mortal.

The guy she kidnapped's name was Finn.

I want to turn someone into a piece of lint.

Finn: 'Finn' and 'lint' don't…

Kat: Next class!

2nd period

Kat: I relatively like this class. I mean Mr. Linde is kind of funny.

There once was a man named Dred Scott.

A free man he was not.

He sued for his freedom and lost.

And he probably died as a cost.

Finn: So optimistic.

Kat: Face it, he did. They probably hung him or sent him to the guillotine.

Finn: I don't think they had guillotines.

Stupid Finn is wrong.

Guillotines in the time period do belong.

Kat is right.

Don't get in a fight.

And eat bananas all day long!

Finn: That didn't make any sense.

Kat: Of course it did! It's saying you're wrong, I'm right, so eat bananas.

Finn: … I could take that the perverted way…

Kat: What? No! I love bananas!

Finn: …

Kat: Gah, nevermind.

SWITCH UP

Me: And the first chapter is typed.

Finn: Go us! I remember that kid.

Me: His parents will never know what happened to him.

Finn: And if you're wondering about the 'SWITCH UP' part, since it's in the same format as we type regularly, I wouldn't want…

Me: -glare-

Finn: -ahem- WE wouldn't want you to get confused.

It's time to say goodbye! Goodbye!

We have to go eat some pie! Pie!

The bird is chirping loudly.

A new word is astoundingly.

Me: That will be the new goodbye poem for this.

R & R?