Me: Yay! The long awaited Rhyming Timing is here!
Finn: About time. This took you like a month to even think about.
Me: I'm a procrastinator, you silly potato.
Alfred the Potato: -appears- What did you say about me?
Me: -sigh- Nothing, Alfred. I just called Finn a potato.
Alfred the Potato: So now it's an insult?
Finn: LEAVE.
Alfred the Potato: -disappears-
Me: He's quite annoying when needed not to be.
Finn: Wait what?
Chapter 1
Kat: Lalala… I hate math. I'm so tired too. Let's summon someone to help.
HOCUS POCUS ABRAKADABRA, ALAKAZAM… MANGOS!
Finn: -appears- WTF? Where am I? Did you summon me?
Kat: Yeah, I did. I was bored.
Finn: You should be paying attention. Quadratic functions are complicated.
Kat: Psh, I don't need to learn math.
Teacher: The equation is… blah blah blah.
Random Kid: Oh, hi Finn! What are you doing here?
Finn: I was summoned.
Kat: By me.
Random Kid: No, seriously.
Kat: You doubt my powers? I'll turn you into a piece of lint!
Random Kid: Yeah right. –turns away-
Finn: Violence isn't the answer. Calm yourself.
Kat: He doubts my power! He DIES!
Finn: -sigh- NO.
Kat: But…
Finn: No.
Kat: Is he really that stupid? He knows I pulled you out of the Fictional Portal.
Finn: Whoa, wait, what?
Kat: I never told you? Well… this is rhyming timing… so.
A girl named Kat went to a portal.
She kidnapped a fictional character even though she was mortal.
The guy she kidnapped's name was Finn.
I want to turn someone into a piece of lint.
Finn: 'Finn' and 'lint' don't…
Kat: Next class!
2nd period
Kat: I relatively like this class. I mean Mr. Linde is kind of funny.
There once was a man named Dred Scott.
A free man he was not.
He sued for his freedom and lost.
And he probably died as a cost.
Finn: So optimistic.
Kat: Face it, he did. They probably hung him or sent him to the guillotine.
Finn: I don't think they had guillotines.
Stupid Finn is wrong.
Guillotines in the time period do belong.
Kat is right.
Don't get in a fight.
And eat bananas all day long!
Finn: That didn't make any sense.
Kat: Of course it did! It's saying you're wrong, I'm right, so eat bananas.
Finn: … I could take that the perverted way…
Kat: What? No! I love bananas!
Finn: …
Kat: Gah, nevermind.
SWITCH UP
Me: And the first chapter is typed.
Finn: Go us! I remember that kid.
Me: His parents will never know what happened to him.
Finn: And if you're wondering about the 'SWITCH UP' part, since it's in the same format as we type regularly, I wouldn't want…
Me: -glare-
Finn: -ahem- WE wouldn't want you to get confused.
It's time to say goodbye! Goodbye!
We have to go eat some pie! Pie!
The bird is chirping loudly.
A new word is astoundingly.
Me: That will be the new goodbye poem for this.
R & R?
