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Because of My Blood

-grimAuxiliatrix [GA] begin trolling tentacleTherapist [TT]-

GA: Rose, Did You Get Those Read-outs From The Lab?

TT: I got them, but the results were...surprising.

GA: I Thought As Much...All Of The Results Seem To Be Leading Up To One Conclusion.

TT: What are you going to tell the others? It would seem that even though the game is over, we still have a rather large puzzle to solve because of our interaction with each other.

GA: Yes, I Agree With You. It Also Seems That The Game Is Forcing Us To Use Each Other To Solve This Puzzle As Well.

TT: So, what's the next step? Sooner or later, the others will have to know. I can only help you out with so much because I lack the knowledge of troll biology.

GA: I Guess You Are Right. It Will Be Better To Tell Everyone Now And Get All The Awkwardness And Embarrassment Out.

TT: Okay, let's get everyone in one place.

GA: That Won't Be A Problem As We Have Pretty Much Been Locked In The Lab And Our Rooms For Almost Two Weeks. See You In About An Hour.

-grimAuxiliatrix [GA] cease trolling tentacleTherapist [TT]-

Eleven of the trolls and three of the humans stand in the computer lab as they all stare and wonder what Rose and Kanaya have been doing in the biology lab from about two weeks. Most of them have a hunch, but still aren't clear as to what their results would be.

"Thank fucking Gog! Next time you two decide to lock everyone out a room, can you as least tell your fucking leader why?" Karkat growled as the human girl and the Virgo troll appeared on the transportalizer.

Rose and Kanaya ignored Karkat's rant as they stepped off the transportalizer and in front of everyone's wondering and curious eyes. Kanaya cleared her throat as Rose organized the stack of papers that had their research results. Rose looked at Kanaya and nodded before throwing ball of yarn at Karkat's head to get his attention.

"As you all probably know, Rose and I have been in the lab studying troll genetics and reproduction. During our studies, we found a few series of recessive genes that could be altered to produce a matriorb" Kanaya smiles as she saw looks of hope and confusion among the trolls.

"It turns out the any troll with this series of genes in the correct order can in theory become a host for a matriorb, but making the matriorb is tricky as the host has only a limited amount of to create it." Rose said, scanning over the paperwork.

"Creating the matriorb requires fresh genetic samples from every blood color on the troll hemospectrum as well as a genetic sample from male and female humans" Kanaya paused, knowing that someone was about to interrupt with that piece of information rattling around in their thinkpan.

"Wwait one minute! Are you saying that I wwould havve to submit to letting some loww blooded landwweller havve their wway wwith me?" Eridan glubbed angry.

"If you even had the genes, Eridan, but you don't. All you have to do is seduce the troll into willingly accepting your genetic sample" Kanaya hissed at him, wishing she could just chainsaw him to death again.

"Willingly accept? Where's the fun in that? We are talking about saving our species here, can't we just..." Vriska started to ask.

"NO!" both Rose and Kanaya yelled at once.

"Using force of any kind will results in dangerous repercussions for both parties. No short-cuts! You have to do it the old fashion way" Rose sighed, having a bad feeling about this now.

"So, who's the lucky motherfucker who gets to be the guinea pig?" Gamzee asked, wrapping a protective arm around Tavros.

"I was getting to that pair before the interruption. Now, like Rose said before there is a limited time frame to collect the genetic samples. If the theory is correct, once the genes are active the host will have about 21 days to collect all the genetic samples before the matriorb begins to form" Kanaya sighed as she saw shocked faces of her friends and the humans.

"What happens if the samples aren't collected before then?" John asked, looking very confused.

"The matriorb will become unstable and depending on which sample aren't collect will result in one of four disasters or (in short) the host will be severely injured, John" Rose said in a serious tone.

"Oh no! The poor host!" Jade gasped, holding onto Dave as he tried to comfort her.

"Don't worry, Jade. Kanaya and I will be monitoring the whole process, so if something goes amiss then we will be able to intervene" Rose said in hope to ease everyone's sudden fear.

"After all, collecting 13 genetic samples in 21 days would be a bit stressful on anyone" Kanaya chuckled nervously.

"Why does the host need genetic samples from humans?" John asked.

"It would appear that human genetics contain genes that would help fuse all the troll DNA into creating the matriorb" Kanaya said plainly, "Without them, there is no guarantee that a matriorb would form in the host."

"So, who is the purrimary specimen who will be the host" Nepeta purred as she played with the ball of yarn that had bounced off Karkat's head.

"Oh! Of course, you would want to know! This is like your shipping dream come true!" Karkat began ranting.

"Karkat" Kanaya said.

"I mean, come on. You ship everyone, even one's that don't make any sence"

"Karkat"

"I saw her ship Dave and Tavros. How the hell would that even be possible when Dave freaks Tavros out!"

"KARKAT!" Kanaya yelled.

"WHAT?!" Karkat yelled back.

"You're the host"

"Oh! Ha ha! Very funny, Kanaya"

"I'm not laughing, Karkat. Your genetic were and are 100% perfect" Kanaya growled slightly.

"No! No way! I am not doing it!"

"You don't have a choice in this, Karkat. You're the only troll that can be the matriorb's host" Rose said, holding up the charts for everyone to see.

"FUCK YOU ALL!" Karkat screamed before passing out as the nature of the situation hint his thinkpan.