Takes place after IM3 post credit scene
"You're not allowed in here." He jerked awake on those ridiculously comfortable couch. The sharp click of stilettos grew louder as he ran a hand down his face.
"All SHIELD agents have to go through the front desk after Phil-" Pepper Potts aka CEO of Stark Industries and personal friend of Agent Phil Coulson took a fortifying breath before leveling a seriously chilling glare at him. "After Agent Coulson's untimely demise. We do not entertain unannounced visits, much less in our private quarters."
Bruce stood up, made a show of straightening his rumpled jacket and gave a bland yet slightly condescending smirk. "I apologize, Miss Potts. My name is Agent David Bannon. Director Fury demands an update from Iron Man, especially after what happened last week. As you know, ever since Agent Coulson's untimely demise, Mr Stark hasn't been getting back to us as much as he should. I am to replace Agent Coulson as official liaison between Mr Stark and SHIELD-"
"You'll never replace Phil!" She seethed. Their epic staring match was broken when Tony returned with a box of pizza in each hand.
"Oh hey Pep! You're back early. I see you've met Bruce... Did I miss something?"
"Bruce?" She turned back and saw a meek mousy gentleman wringing his hands together with a sheepish grin on his face. If not for the clothes, she would have thought someone completely different swapped places with that obnoxious SHIELD agent she almost punched.
"I'm so sorry Miss Potts. When you mistook me for a SHIELD agent, I couldn't resist yanking your chains a little. No hard feelings?"
She was rendered speechless. Pepper Potts' chains were well and truly yanked.
"JARVIS! TELL ME YOU RECORDED EVERYTHING!"
"Tony!" Twin exasperated sighs punctuated his exclamation.
