Author's Note = I don't own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does, and it's so amazing. Thank you, J.K. Rowling for writing something my friends wish I never read! BTW, my sister helped me write this.
My Ultimate Guide to the Wizard World!
Never leave a wizard on the doorstep of a muggle or muggles.
At least TRY to control your powers if you are under 11 years old. Especially at a zoo.
Always open the first Hogwarts letter you get. Don't burn it, rip it up, etc.
Do not doubt a half-giant telling you that you are a wizard/witch.
Diagon Alley should never be mistaken for diagonally. Never.
When going through the barrier to get to Platform 9 ¾, run or walk quickly and don't be nervous.
The Sorting Hat will listen to your thoughts, and also remember your relative's sortings.
If you remember to shampoo, you won't end up like Snape.
Dueling in the middle of the night is not a good idea. If it's necessary and you must fight, watch out for caretakers and dodge any jinx/hex/curse.
Don't fight a troll unless trained for it.
If you want to play Quidditch, you have to practice, practice, practice!
Try not to be tempted by magical objects you're unsure of, such as the Mirror of Erised.
Always carefully experiment with magic.
Dragon + Wood = Diaster
Centaurs should never be completely trusted unless you are one.
Never purchase magical objects from drunken men/women.
Never trust people that smell like garlic or blood and wear turbans.
Follow these steps and you'll go from Muggle to Squib to Mudblood to Halfblood to Pureblood!
