Ok, so this is my first SRMTHFG so don't flame me or I'll have the Amish come after you with pointy sticks, after there visit from Wal-Mart! And yes they do visit Wal-mart I've seen them looking at the DVDs. Anywho, I hope you enjoy it, tell me what ya'll think!
Chapter One: The Encounter with Kirei
Chiro and the Monkey Team were patrolling the universe in search for the Skeleton King when they were unexpectedly pulled down by the planet's gravitational pull.
"What in the name of Shuggazoom happened?" Chiro asked.
"They appeared to have taken the super robot down," Gibson said.
"Well obviously," Sparx said.
"Don't start anything that's unnecessary Sparx," Antauri warned.
"Alright, alright." Sparx said.
"How are we gonna get out of here?" Nova asked.
"Don't worry Nova, we'll find a way," Chiro told her. He took a step forward from the super robot onto the soft grassy earth of Tohruu, the others followed him onto the dirt road that seemed to lead over a large hill.
"I'm guessing we follow this road?" Gibson asked.
"Yes, it will lead us to whoever lives on this planet," Chiro replied. They followed the dirt road for some time passing nothing but country side scattered with small trees and bushes. All of a sudden Nova heard a galloping noise from behind them, she turned and saw what appeared to be a person riding up the road bareback on a brown stallion.
"Guys! We gotta get out of the way!" Nova yelled as she shoved forward Gibson who was walking in front of her.
"What why?" Gibson asked annoyed.
"Just go!" Nova yelled as she continued to push him. The stallion whinnied and the other monkeys and
Chiro turned their heads towards it's direction.
"Come on!" Curio ordered. The hyper force dodged the galloping stallion just as in time. It came rushing past them just as they landed in the grass beside the road. They stood up and watched as the stallion continued down the road, but unexpectedly the stallion glanced back at Chiro with hatred in his eyes. Chiro's eyes widened as in a flash the stallion was charging back at them. Before anyone could move or say a thing the stallion skidded to a stop in front of them and the rider jumped down in front of them. Chiro looked up at the tall figure through the dust filled air.
"Intruders!" the figure yelled as she whipped out a sword from her holster. "You are not welcome in the Master's territory! Leave Tohruu now or you will be assassinated!" it said.
"Assassinated? Wait, isn't that a little rash?" Gibson asked.
"Silence!" the figure said. The figure waved it's hand and the dust cleared. It walked up tot he hyper force with it's sword held out in front of them. Chiro could now get a good look at this 'friendly' acquaintance. It was a woman wearing an medieval looking attire, who had medium length silver hair and cold blue eyes.
"Who are you?" Chiro asked.
"I am Valencia! Your demise!" she said as she thrusted her sword forward. But instead of piercing Chiro it clanked against something metal. Chiro opened his eyes, which he had latched tightly in terror expecting to someone from his team, but instead is was a small pink monkey. "What?" he asked confused.
"That hurt!" the pink monkey said.
"You!" gasped Valencia. She backed away and began to turn to her stallion.
"Your not going anywhere!" the pink monkey said as she ran towards Valencia and jumped into the air. "Aerial Capture!" she said as a pink bubble shot out from her mouth and captured Valencia in it. Valencia burst the bubble with her sword and hopped onto her stallion.
"Come back! Tell me what you did with Cielle!" the pink monkey yelled angrily her face red.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" Valencia yelled as she ran off down the road and over the hill. The pink monkey sighed, "There goes another one..."
"Should we go after her?" Chiro asked the pink monkey. The pink monkey looked up at him and gave him a strange look with her baby blue eyes.
"Yup, you certainly aren't from around here," she said.
"We aren't and who exactly are you?" Antauri asked as he walked up next to her.
"Me?" the pink monkey asked. "I'm Kirei," she said with a smile. "Know how I know you weren't from around her?" she asked.
"Because you pulled us down to your planet?" Sparx asked.
"No, that wasn't me," Kirei said with an even bigger smile.
"Because you saw us get pulled down?" Nova asked.
"Nope, because anyone who's lived here from the past year would have know that Valencia there is just a computer program who's been copied millions of times and roams the kingdom doing Princess Tsuki's evil deeds. She wouldn't have hurt you if you hadn't moved out of the way."
"What! We would have been smashed!" Otto said.
"Hardly, her stallion's a computer program also, it wouldn't have harmed you," Kirei said.
"But if she's just a computer program how come you jumped in front of me, from what your telling me I wouldn't have been hurt," Chiro said.
"That's the very thing that has taken so many lives from this kingdom, true she's a computer program, but the Princess has power over them all, she can activate them when she likes, what I mean by that is they become real," Kirei explained.
"Did what you just said make any sense at all?" Sparx asked.
"Yes," Kirei answered.
"Who's Princess Tsuki?" Antauri asked.
"Yeah, and how exactly did you come to be?" Gibson asked.
"Yeah, how is that when there was only six of us created?" Nova asked (I'm referring to the sliver monkey :) )
"I can only answer one of your questions, I don't know how I came to be," Kirei said sadly. "I'm afraid I've wasted to much time already, I'll gladly answer your question if your willing to come along with me to the castle."
The hyper force looked to Chiro who as debating whether this was wise or not. "I guess we can go," he said.
"Ooh, perfect, come on now before another Valencia shows up," Kirei told them. Before they knew it they were over the hill and looking down upon a glorious city.
To be continued...
L'arc en Cielle: Whoo! That was fun!
Kirei: You can say that again! I found some new friends!
L'arc en Cielle: Yeah?
Kirei: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Wahooooooooooo!
L'arc en Cielle: Yeah, no more sugar for you girlie.
