Disclaimer: I only own Macey Branelesh, the rest belongs to JKR, hey I'm tired of saying that! Oh well…
Babbling Boy Band: 4Best!
A/N: please don't shoot me! I know this has no plot and no point either, but read ahead. Thanks!
Harry Potter is in a boy band! Isn't that a cry for help? Anyway.
The band's name is 4Best! The other members are Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini. A woman named Macey Branelesh constructed the group. She pays the boys to be nice to each other and so the band had been going on for about two years.
Macey had given each an unbearable name; Harry is Scar – for obvious reasons. Neville is Teddy – who knows why. Draco she called The Drakester and Blaise is Zapper.
Now you have to know that this woman is psycho. She is boy band crazy and still freaks out over the beach boys (not that I have anything against them).
Tonight they are releasing their third no.1 hits album. They warmed up in their dressing rooms and gathered before they were going live.
Harry closed the door to the stage to get some quiet.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to screaming fans." Harry stated.
"Your loss, Potter" Draco said that Potter with such disgust.
"Well, it's not comfortable"
"Get used to it!"
"I don't see the point"
"Oh please Potter, how stupid are you? You can get any girl you want and it wont offend her if you don't call a week later."
"No! I'm not like that"
"Exactly why I get more fan-mail than you!"
"That's not why, it's because your good looking and bad…"
"You think so?" Draco teased. Harry rolled his eyes and looked out for the other two.
"You know what I mean. Girls like that—I definitely don't"
"Damn!" Draco pretended to be sad. Harry hit the back of his head playfully. "Hey!"
"I'm not like THAT either, so get used to it."
"Are you kidding? I like girls too"
"Good! With that out of the way, where are Blaise and Neville?"
"Probably drooling in front of the mirror!" the two laughed at the thought.
"We have to go on in ten minutes!"
"We know that!" Blaise walked in and took a seat. Neville walked in too and leaned against the wall.
"Magic did you well, Longbottom" Draco noted. Neville threw a magazine at Draco.
"It's not my fault I'm not naturally sexy, magic only made me look this good."
"I'm just saying, for the girls sakes, you know?"
"Bite me!" Neville managed just before Macey showed up.
"Okay, good, your all together and civil," she said.
"Define civil!" Blaise muttered under his breath.
"What's that Zapper?"
"Nothing."
"Whatever. Now boys, there are many screaming girls out there so do your best. Charm them well!"
Harry snorted and gave Draco a domineering glance. An excited grin spread on his face.
"Now go, go!" Macey nudged them to the door and they walked onto the stage and into the bright light.
A/N: okay, so I admit, this is stupid! Sorry if I bored anyone. I just had so much time on my hands that I didn't know what to do and my original stories were on a memory stick with my brother. But please tell me what you think of my "comedy"/cliché – R&R
