Author's note: This is not supposed to be taken serious or anything, just
wrote it when I was really bored. Basically it is just about what James,
Sirius, Remus, and Peter did in their free time in their fifth year, kinda
corny, but still pretty funny in a warped, twisted way.
Chapter 1:
Remus looked upon his three friends with a disapproving look. Sure they were his best mates and all, but this was ridiculous.
"Do you really think that this is safe" he asked them.
"Come on Moony, you know what we always say" Sirius said, filling a little bottle with some clear liquid.
"I do?" Remus said, thoroughly confused.
"Yep, it's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out, then it's just fun" Sirius said. James and Peter laughed and Remus just sighed. It was pretty hard to be the practical one in a group of such, such... well, interesting people. He was used to him and his friends playing jokes on people, but this one might go wrong. "I don't know guys, what if he really does get hurt" said Remus trying to be reasonable. "So what if he does, why would we care, I mean he is Snape for heavens sake" James asked, measuring something that looked like a pile of dung. "That does not matter, he still is a person you know" Remus said. "Aww, it's okay Moony, don't worry we won't hurt your little boyfriend" James said making a little face. Sirius and Peter cracked up; Remus threw a book at him. "You guys, I really don't get you, when are you going to grow up, I mean we are fifteen for heavens sake, a little too mature for this stuff." Remus said pouting. "Speak for yourself Moony you little hypocrite, need I remind you who it was who put that whoopee cushion on Professor Bee's chair?" Peter stated. Lupin blushed and turned away. "That was just a small one thing kind of thing" Remus muttered underneath his breath. "Oi, what did you say there Moony" James asked. "I think he said something about going on with the plan" Sirius said.
"I did not say such thing" Remus said, outraged.
"Oh, stop being such a spoil sport Moony" Peter said, whining. Remus looked upon Peter's pathetic figure and sighed.
"It's fine, we don't need him to do this, let's go. This will be great. Poor Snapee will never know what hit him" James said gathering the things and heading to the portrait hole.
"Don't worry Moony, I will personally make sure that your boyfriend is not injured, I promise" Sirius chortled at him as he followed James out.
Remus sighed once more and got up to follow them, after all someone had to keep them in check, and, though he wouldn't admit it, he too wanted to see Snape's face after he realized what they had done. So he went to trough the portrait hole and caught up with the rest, all while mumbling about what retards his friends were.
I hope you liked it; I had a pretty fun time writing it. In the next chapter the four will play this scheme on Snape and Sirius will get into some serious trouble (sorry, I know, lame joke, but I just had to put that.) Please review and tell me if you like it, how will I know if you don't? So please review. Thank you and to all I bade a fair night, (We are reading Shakespeare in English)
Shadowcat, you know it (
Chapter 1:
Remus looked upon his three friends with a disapproving look. Sure they were his best mates and all, but this was ridiculous.
"Do you really think that this is safe" he asked them.
"Come on Moony, you know what we always say" Sirius said, filling a little bottle with some clear liquid.
"I do?" Remus said, thoroughly confused.
"Yep, it's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out, then it's just fun" Sirius said. James and Peter laughed and Remus just sighed. It was pretty hard to be the practical one in a group of such, such... well, interesting people. He was used to him and his friends playing jokes on people, but this one might go wrong. "I don't know guys, what if he really does get hurt" said Remus trying to be reasonable. "So what if he does, why would we care, I mean he is Snape for heavens sake" James asked, measuring something that looked like a pile of dung. "That does not matter, he still is a person you know" Remus said. "Aww, it's okay Moony, don't worry we won't hurt your little boyfriend" James said making a little face. Sirius and Peter cracked up; Remus threw a book at him. "You guys, I really don't get you, when are you going to grow up, I mean we are fifteen for heavens sake, a little too mature for this stuff." Remus said pouting. "Speak for yourself Moony you little hypocrite, need I remind you who it was who put that whoopee cushion on Professor Bee's chair?" Peter stated. Lupin blushed and turned away. "That was just a small one thing kind of thing" Remus muttered underneath his breath. "Oi, what did you say there Moony" James asked. "I think he said something about going on with the plan" Sirius said.
"I did not say such thing" Remus said, outraged.
"Oh, stop being such a spoil sport Moony" Peter said, whining. Remus looked upon Peter's pathetic figure and sighed.
"It's fine, we don't need him to do this, let's go. This will be great. Poor Snapee will never know what hit him" James said gathering the things and heading to the portrait hole.
"Don't worry Moony, I will personally make sure that your boyfriend is not injured, I promise" Sirius chortled at him as he followed James out.
Remus sighed once more and got up to follow them, after all someone had to keep them in check, and, though he wouldn't admit it, he too wanted to see Snape's face after he realized what they had done. So he went to trough the portrait hole and caught up with the rest, all while mumbling about what retards his friends were.
I hope you liked it; I had a pretty fun time writing it. In the next chapter the four will play this scheme on Snape and Sirius will get into some serious trouble (sorry, I know, lame joke, but I just had to put that.) Please review and tell me if you like it, how will I know if you don't? So please review. Thank you and to all I bade a fair night, (We are reading Shakespeare in English)
Shadowcat, you know it (
