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The Classic 101 ways to annoy the iCarly gang

1. Tell Sam that we're run out of meat

2. Also tell her that Freddie ate it all

3. Touch Spencer's Newton Balls

4. Tell Carly "you should do your own prank"

5. Tell Gibby to don't take his shirt off

6. Tell Mrs. Benson Freddie doesn't need to do tick bath anymore

7. Tell Sam she should eat more Low-Fat Fatcakes

8. Give Freddie a wedgie

9. Rue Nevel's day by telling him "Nevelocity(dot)com SUCKS!"

10. Sing "I kissed a nub and I liked it" in front of Sam

11. Tell Carly "If you don't kiss Nevel, iCarly will be no more 'online'"

12. Also tell her "Don't take a shower, take a bath instead"

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- Purple Fatcake