How much Travis loved Katie, oh, words could not specify, but they sure as hell could try.

I is for irresistible, just like her lips.

L is the luscious way her clothes hugged her hips.

O is for old, like the way he wanted to grow up with her.

V is for voluptuous, ten times more than any Kardashian sister.

E is for entertained while Katie danced around the house, singing like a tone deaf frog.

Y is for young like the way she looked while taking a nap right after a long jog.

O is the obsessive way she ate cereal. Life, and Trix, and Bran. Oh my!

U is for unending, like his love for her. About that, he would never lie.

How much Travis loved Katie, oh, it was a lot. Unless you were blind, it wasn't that hard to spot.


. . . Is it just me or was that really embarrassing? Anyhoot, this is my first shot a poetry, if you can even call it that. If it's rhyming, I think it's poetry. So yeah. ) This was going to be like W is for Words but it just seemed to short and stuff and I knew a lot of people would be pissed at me for not thinking or something better so instead I just wrote it as a one-shot thingy majig. And I promise I will reply to ALL of my reviews! Hopefully tonight? Uh. I don't know. I have everything from Deflowered to Easy to I Love You to Festivus to Torture's. Sigh.

One last thing! It's kinda important! So listen up! Uh, I was kinda nominated (for Best Romance and Most Humorous) in the Verita Awards and I just now realized that people can vote. And the last day to vote is in like two days. Ahaha! Yeah. I'm that cool. Anyhoot, I would greatly, GREATLY appreciate if you guys could go to fanmortals dot webs dot com and go vote for Easy as 1, 2, 3. If I win, I promise to actually update faster and finish the damn thing. Cross my heart. :) Thank ya my dears!

I don't own anything.

Lather, rinse, review!

:) Jordan