Suicidal King 1.

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The mall. Why was Rogue here? Why are any of us sitting here, reading this? The first question, Kitty was here, looking for something to wear to the Brotherhood's New Year's eve party. The older mutants were invited. Second question, because I say so.

"What about this one?" Kitty asked, holding up a pink glittery with tied fringe top.

"That's fahne." Rogue didn't even look at the top.

"You hate it."

"You're right. Ah do. Can Ah go look in Hot Topic now?" Kitty nodded dejectedly as Rogue left Ambercrombie and Fitch and made her way to Hot Topic across the food court.

BAM! Rogue was on the floor, Pietro Maximoff on top of her.

"Hey-Rogue. Sorry-I-wasn't-looking." He said, standing up and extending his hand toward her. She took it and stood up.

"Pietro, what are you doin' here?" She asked as he walked next to her.

"Looking-for-you."

"Ah see, and whay is that?"

"I-like-you. Will-you-be-my-date-to-the-party-tonight?" Rogue was shocked.

"Sure. That'd be great. Thanks." She replied.

"Okay. I'll-see-you-there." He started speeding off.

"Wait, Pietro, will ya come help meh pic owat an outfit?" she asked, surprising herself more than before.

"Sure." With that, the two walked off in the direction of Hot Topic.

"Oh my gosh! You and the evil bad guy's son? No way!" Kitty practically wet herself when Rogue announced that Pietro was her date to the party that night. Jean and Scott dropped their spoons. (Kitty, Scott and Jean had come home early from winter break.)

"Yah? So? What's tha big deal anyway?"

"Rogue, this is Pietro Maximoff we're talking about." Jean said, biting her pot sticker.

"Yah. Ah know that. Ah'm not dumb, unlahke you miss 'oops I forgot there was a hole in the condom.'" Jean chose to ignore this remark.

"This is like too weird! Lance and I start fighting and you and Pietro, like, hook up! It's like. So odd." Kitty said happily.

"If ya'll excuse meh, Ah'm gonna git ready now." Rogue threw her napkin on her plate and left.

Two hours later, Kitty, Rogue, Jean and Scott were heading toward the Brotherhood. You could hear the music blaring two blocks away. Upon showing their 'glowing' faces in the door, Lance promptly slammed the door. Pietro, however, opened it back up again.

"Hello-and-welcome-to-the-Brotherhood's-party! Beers-all-around-the-house- bed-rooms-are-up-stairs-and-I'm-right-here." He said. Scott and Jean turned towards Kitty and Rogue.

"No beer for you two." They said simultaneously.

Half an hour later, Jean and Scott were no-where to be seen, and Kitty was off somewhere, leaving Rogue on the couch with Pietro and Lance, drinking a beer. And of course, Pietro zipped off somewhere in the abyss of music and beer. And everything was just peachy too, until Kitty walked by Rogue who was mid-sip in beer.

"Rogue! Scott said, like no beer! Gimme that!" Kitty ceased the cup and poured it over a random passerby's head. The passerby flipped her off. "And where's Pietro? Leaving you here with Alvers?" It was true, Pietro was MIA and Lance had his arm around Rogue. With that, Kitty stormed off.

"Mah beer!" Rogue yelled.

"Don't worry. I'll get you another." Lance walked off only to return a few minutes later with beer and Pietro. (The two party essentials.)

"Mah beer!" Rogue seized her beer from Lance and downed it. Six beers later, She, Lance and Pietro were drunkenly singing 'Why can't we be friends?' Soon Lance had gone off, leaving Rouge on Pietro. He was sitting straight up, and Rogue had her hand around his waist, her head in his lap, and his arm around her. This is how Scott found them.

"Maximoff! Rogue! What the heck?" He asked.

"Oh, hey Scotty-watty! How ish ya?" She asked drunkenly.

"You're drunk! I said no beer! I'm taking you home, NOW!" Scott then put Rogue in his arms and walked out the door.

He was returning later, and so was Rogue, but he didn't know about her.

Pietro beat them to the institute and the second Scott left, he ran upstairs, and ran Rogue back to the party. At two, the guests filled out. Kitty, Jean and Scott soon left after too, leaving a passed out Pietro and Rogue on the couch.

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A/N

How was that?

Disclaimer: X-Men isn't mine. Neither is 'Why can't we be friends.' I don't know who owns the song, but X-Men is property of Marvel Inc. All I own is my dysfunctional X key. The second I start liking X-men, the thing has to go and die! This isn't fair!

And if you all love me, which I know you do, go here: and join! I will love you forever! The only characters that are taken are Rogue (me) Wanda (Kat) Remy, St. John, Rahne and Kitty. We desperately need new people! Thank you all!

~ASGT and her happy (un)X-key.