50 Layers Of Onions
It was a cold night when my story begins and i had just settled down for bed when i heard my parents arguing downstairs. I was afraid so i decided to pray to the great ogrelord shrek, thinking back on this now that was probably the best thing i ever did with my life. I had been praying for almost 6 minutes straight when i began to smell the sweet nectar of onions, a smell that had grown all too familiar to me. The smell became stronger and stronger until finally i heard a crash at my front door followed by a mighty ogre roar, It was shrek!
I rushed down the stairs just in time to see shrek tear apart my parents and hang their organs off of his mighty ogrecock. I fell to my knees in worship of the big green diety. Shrek looked over at me and locked eyes with me...
"Get ovr heer laddeh" Said Shrek In a powerful voice,
"o-of course s-shrek" I said, Stumbling over my words
Shrek picked me up and placed my tight asshole on his mighty ogre cock, and using my parents blood as a lubricant, he then penetrated my virgin asshole. I moaned as his 2 foot long cock stretched my asshole beyond repair, this continued for several minutes. Shrek finally let out a mighty roar and filled my asshole with his green onion juices, i fell to my knees in pleasure. I got up to thank shrek...But he was nowere to be seen, that was my first encounter with shrek. But it wont be the last...
"BEEP BEEP BEEP" Yelled my alarm clock, it was time for school
"Ugghh" i moaned forcing myself to get out of bed
on any normal morning i was this tired i would just have stayed home since my parents were dead..but today was different...today was bring a movie to school day. I got up as quickly as i could and grabbed my favorite movie, Shrek 2. I rush out the door as not to be late for the school bus, today was my big day..i could prove my dedication to shrek by allowing everyone else to witness his glory...or so i thought.
I arrived at school and sat down as usual and after a moment the teacher stood up infront of the classroom and made an anouncement.
"Alright class today we will be voting on what movie to watch so please bring up the movies you want to watch and we will have a class vote"
I was still very confident that everyone would pick my choice and we would all watch shrek 2, However instead this happened...
"Alright class, Who wants to watch shrek 2?", said the teacher mockingly
No one raised their hand besides me
"alright then, Who wants to watch Cars 2?", said the teacher cheerfully
everyone raised their hand...
I was at a loss for words, The OgreLord Shrek had been beaten by cars 2...who even watches cars?
The teacher walks over and puts the cars 2 disk in the T.V, im almost crying now..but then i notice something, everyone else is crying too!
Suddenly i notice the smell of onions rising from the air vents, its making everyone cry for their sins!
Shrek Bursts through the door and murders my teacher by cock slapping him across the room, im overflowing with happiness. Shrek turns to the students and tells me too duck, i obey like shreks fuck boy that i am. Shrek spins in a mighty circle and decapitates everyone with his Mighty cock, Im in a puddle of tears of joy now. Shrek walks up too me and says
"youve been a gud boy dis yeer laddeh, Tym for ur presant"
I Open my mouth and shrek inserts his massive eshrektion into my mouth, i feel my mouth tearing as u suffocate on all his juices.
I get up expecting shrek to be gone like last time..But shrek remains behind me..He hands me a piece of paper.
"123 Swampton Lane"
"whats this?", i ask shrek eagerly
"its me Adress ladeh, Stop on by sometime", says shrek before he dissapears once again
I must visit this address..i will leave by nightfall
