He's got spiky hair, and wine red eyes, and he always wins; he always wins – Yuugi says it's the Puzzle, which doesn't make any sense, but then what do you expect? And why you've wasted so much of your time on this annoying duelist is more than you can fathom; Heaven knows its not like you haven't got enough to do; Pegasus says it's because you're attracted to him.
He also says you should spank him. "I'm serious; next time he lectures you about the Heart of the Cards, you just turn him over your knee and give him a few good smacks. Go on," laughing that laugh that says he has way too much free time and not nearly enough sense, "it'll be fun."
So you know you've sunk low when you start taking advice from Pegasus, but Yami no Yuugi just won't shut up; and besides, he's beaten your Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon just once too often; and you don't even think about what you're doing, until all of a sudden you hear Yami yelling "let go," and "you have no right to lay hands on the Pharaoh's person." And you look down and there's his butt, shining up, several shades pinker than normal; and he's glaring at you, looking almost more surprised than angry.
You smack him a few more times, good loud ones, to drown out whatever it is he's saying about not letting your anger get the better of you. And for once in his life, Pegasus was right; it is fun; you're going to have to do it more often.
