Author's Notes:
About a year ago I got a holiday job as a temp secretary. And I kid you not, in a normal 9-5 workday, I did about an hour of work, max. So what did I do to fill the hours? Rather than twiddling my thumbs, I wrote a series of Harry Potter poems! I posted them on Facebook (they were a hit, I'm not gonna lie) and then forgot about them. So imagine my shock when I found them saved on my computer today! There are three of them, so I'll post them in order. Enjoy! :)
Warnings:
Femmslash and slash, but you don't have to take it seriously (in fact, don't).
It was a warm day at Hogwarts:
Harry was sitting by the lake,
Hermione was in the library,
Ron was eating cake.
(He filched it from the kitchens -
Dobby didn't care!
Winky just sat in the corner,
So Ron swiped her Butterbeer).
Harry was terribly bored!
"Oh, to be entertained!" he cried.
"The monotony of schoolwork is so great...
And Potions... My god", he sighed.
Hermione was reading a book -
What else would you expect?
And when the girl behind her made some noise,
Guess whose nose was promptly decked?
Ron was just eating.
The poor boy had no mates.
His freckled face and ginger hair:
They're exactly what Harry hates!
You see, JK Rowling lied:
These three never clicked.
Harry actually married Draco,
And Luna was the one Ginny picked!
Slash is beautiful, my dear friends.
The Hogwarts students are all gay!
So let us rejoice and sing our praises!
One, two, three:
HOORAY!
