The Not-So Frequently Questions!
Notice: I do not own Twilight or its Characters or concepts but if I do make up some characters (which I probably will) I will own them and mess with their minds…
Okay Readers! This story is not going to be very organized and the basic gist is that I will be answering all the questions that I've asked myself about Twilight's vampires and werewolves. This is definitely going to be interesting if you have any questions that need speculative answers please tell me and I'll do the best I can. I don't really care if you review this sort of story I probably won't really care if you do but if you have anything interesting to say or suggest please review and maybe I'll have a laugh.
Chapter 1- In which Bella becomes Afraid of what she was told she might be part genetically.
For once Edward actually let me out of the house instead of trying to keep me under close supervision, now I was walking down the streets of Seattle with Edward basically carrying me so I wouldn't fall.
I really didn't know why I had come to Seattle seeing as Alice wasn't dragging me down the sidewalk I wasn't shopping and I had more than enough books to read, there weren't any good movies playing either so I definitely wasn't here to see a movie. I didn't want to go back to Edward's house either so I settled on sitting in the park, watching people walk by. The rain drizzled down in classic Seattle fashion but I was used to it, I lived in Forks so I had to. Sitting on Edward's lap I was drifting off too sleep when a person quite unlike everyone else I had seen that day walked by. The man was albino and I laughed inwardly remembering all the people who had accused me of being part albino. When I pointed the man out to Edward he immediately tensed though I did not know why. I looked the man over once more and mentally cataloged his features red eyes; pale skin, white hair, and then I realized that there was another creature that had those characteristics. Vampire.
Noticing the similarities I immediately examined every thing I knew about the two. They both had red eyes (at least the non-
'vegetarians" I lost my train of thought of my Greek god's so not red eyes,) both were rarely seen outside (though for different reasons,) and both were very pale, almost white. The similarities disturbed me so I thought of the similarities, vampires were absolutely gorgeous where as albinos could be but weren't necessarily. Albinos always had white hair from lack of pigment but only some vampires had white hair like Marcus of the Volturi. But seeing that I could find no definite defining feature scared me more so I decided to ask Edward.
"Edward, how do you tell the difference between a vampire and an albino?
"Funny you should ask that my angel, because I was just thinking about how strange humans and their so called albinos were. Because the fact is you don't tell them apart, they are one and the same."
"But my mother is part albino!"
"She is obviously confused us Albinos can't have kids. We're dead!"
"Well that's certainly strange, I've lived my life thinking that I was part vampire, though I wish that I was 100 vampire."
"Bella! Patience is a virtue, the weddings in a month and its scheduled. Stop worrying it' s going to happen," he smiled his crooked smile and all thoughts of my being changed were immediately swept from my head.
So that was post eclipse this is probably going to be several short stories that may or may not have to do with each other and use different characters. Unless you couldn't figure it out the question was: Is Stephenie Meyer saying that albinos are vampire? My answer: yes, it all fits so why not its funny in a way. Review if you wish but I won't make you. I am going to be doing most of my writing from 11pm-4or5am, because I 'm a night person and its summer. Hooray! And oh yes I'm sorry if your albino you should be proud to be a vampire I wish I was who needs sleep and way I only need 2 hours of it any way! YAY!! Flame me if you wish I think it would be fun to read some hate mail seeing as I send a lot if it to my friends… The other "chapter may or may not be longer and I'll probably get a chapter out a night but I'm not sure depends on my inspiration.
