An: Hi guys! So this is my first Soul Eater Fanfiction so yeah! Oh and p.s. I am basing the good witch off of me. So she won't have my looks, but she will have my personality! So hope you guys enjoy!

Chapter 1: Meeting the Witch

"So let me get this straight. You accepted a witch into the academy?!" I say baffled by the news Lord Death just announced. "Yes, I have. But only because she is a good witch." I blink my eyes. "How do you know?" Lord Death laughs. "She is a weapon who hasn't harmed a single human, ate any human souls, and she has eaten 32 Kishine souls." I hear Kid mumble something under his breath. "Wait…She's a weapon? Who's her miester?" Lord Death scratches the back of his head. "Uh. How do I put this…She is her own Miester. She is a weapon and a miester. Somehow she can split her soul into two pieces. I still can't figure out how, but she can." I just stand there, astonished. Someone who is a good witch, can split her soul, and is a weapon and her own miester? "She must be strong then. It would have been nice to have her when fighting the Kishine." It's been about a month since I took down the Kishine, yet I can still see the memories as clear as if it just happened. We are still rebuilding parts of the Academy, and Death City but we are almost done. Crona was finally reaccepted into the academy again, and professor Stein and Marie forgave him. Not much evil has popped up, but the occasional villain does ever so often. But we beat them no problem now. I still haven't completely mastered the Genie Hunter, and I'm still a tiny bit surprised I could manage the Kishine Hunter. All the black blood that was in Soul is gone now, and the madness that was spreading around the world is gone. But we all know we are far from done with our job of keeping evil and good in balance. For there are still may Kishine eggs out there, just ready to take Ashura's place. But when the time comes, we are ready. We will always be. "When can we meet the witch?" Tsubaki asks, her eyes shining with curiosity. Lord Death turns to look at my dad. "Why don't you go ahead and bring our guest in here to meet us." My dad scratches his head. "She…She doesn't like me." I try to contain my laughter, but end up bursting out with laughter and rolling on the floor. "Hey it's not funny! I tried to go down and say hello to her, but she said I looked creepy." I can't help but laugh even more. "Fine, I'll go get her. She said I looked really cool with all the stitches." Says Stein. "What?! You'd think she would think You're the creepy one but NO!" My dad rambles. I get up from the floor and turn to Soul. "What do you think she will look like?" Soul smiles, showing his sharp teeth. "I bet she's gonna look ugly. I bet she has weird hair, and an ugly looking face. And you know how witches can transform into their other form like an insect or animal? I bet she's a possum!" I laugh. "Maybe. That's kinda what I was going for." We all hear the Death room door open, and we all gasp. She wasn't even close to our guess. She has fire red hair with orange highlights, a round cute face with ice blue eyes and perfect red lips. Her cheeks are a little pink, and freckles dot her cheeks and perfect little nose. Her skin looks soft, and is a little pale, but still somehow looks golden. She's wearing a sleeveless red, silk dress that is tight in the chest and stomach, but at the hips it loosely flows to her knees. She's curvy, and by my guess has a D size bra cup. She isn't showing much skin, but her chest is showing enough cleavage that all the boys are drooling a bit. "So symmetrical!" Says Kid, dreamily. I roll my eyes and turn to Soul, who is also looking at her boobs, and grab a book from my bag. "Maka-Chop!" I hit Soul on the head with the book, and falls on his butt. "Ow! Fuck! That hurt!" I smirk, and turn back to her. She looks kinda slutty. I automatically don't like her. "Guys, this is Phoenix. Phoenix, this is Maka, Soul, Black Star, Tsubaki, my son Kid, Patty, and Liz." She waves a kinda shy wave, and looks at Lord Death. She tilts her head, and with a confused face, asks " Where will I stay?" Ugh, even the bitches voice is perfect. Soft, yet powerful. "Well, if one of them would like to have you, you can stay with them." Soul turns to me, and I shoot him a look that says, 'Not even if the world was ending.' "She could stay with us!" Pipes up Tsubaki. Of course her sweetness would get to her. Death! She's so sweet! "YEAH! SHE COULD STAY WITH US AND I COULD TEACH HER HOW I AM GOING TO SURPASS GOD!" Shouts Black Star. Of course he would say that. Phoenix looks a little startled by Black Star's volume. I kinda laugh. If she's going to be staying with him, she is going to have to get used to that. She turns to Lord Death, and motions for him to come closer. He bends down, and she whispers something in his ear. "Oh don't worry. Black Star is always that loud. Trust me, after a while, you get used to it!" Says Death. She smiles, and as predicted her teeth are perfectly straight, and pearly white. Death, can anything be non-perfect about her? "Come on with us, we will show you the way to our house." Smiles Tsubaki, and holds out a hand. Phoenix hesitates, but then starts to walk over. Then she does something I didn't expect. Her foot gets caught on her other foot, and she trips, falling flat on her face. "Are you ok?!" Tsubaki, naturally, runs over and kneels next to her. She sits up, and smiles. "Yeah I'm alright. I'm just a bit of a klutz that's all!" She laughs. So she does have something not perfect about her! A scratch on her cheek, now starts to drip blood. "You're hurt." Says Tsubaki. Phoenix gentle touches the scratch, and looks at her now blood tipped pointer finger. She oddly smiles. "That's alright!" She smiles. "Just give it a second. Oh, and you might wanna step back, the light is a little bright." We all look at each other, confused, and Tsubaki steps back like told. Phoenix closes her eyes, and says something under her breath, still kneeling. She places her now folded hands in her lap, as she bows her head. The scratch starts to glow yellow, and by the second gets brighter until I cannot look directly at it. I turn my head a little, until I see the light dimming. I turn my head back, as Phoenix wipes the small trail of blood from her cheek. Miraculously the cut is gone, replaced by perfect skin. Not a trace of the scratch remains. "That's incredible!" Says Kid. I can't argue with him, but still. I don't like her. Am I…jealous? No. I can't be. Why would I be jealous. Just because she has perfect skin…and a chest…and Soul's Attention…Wait WHAT?! Shut up Maka! Get a hold of yourself. "Yes son that was incredible. Wait did I forget to mention? She's a healing witch!" Everyone gapes at her except me. I just scoff, cross my arms and mutter to myself. "Is someone jealous that the new witch has my, your crushes, attention?" Whispers Soul. I redden, and uncross my arms. "Ok. A.) I'm not jealous and B.) YOURE NOT MY CRUSH!" I whisper/yell. "Whatever you say princess." He says, focusing again on her. "We should probably get her to our house, it's getting late. See you guys tomorrow in class!" Says Tsubaki. "YEAH SEE YA GUYS TOMORROW!" Yells Black Star, again startling the be-jesus out of Phoenix. "One question before I go Lord Death, what is my schedule?" Lord Death thinks fro a minute. "Ah! Your schedule will be the same as this team's!" Death gestures to us. Great, now I have to have class with this bitch? Whoa…where is this foul language coming from? Death, I gotta stop hanging around Soul… "Ok. Thanks Lord Death!" Death smiles. "Feel free just to call me Death Phoenix! What ever makes you feel comfortable here in the academy!" She smiles, and starts to walk towards Tsubaki when Black Star runs towards her, and picks her up on hi shoulders. "Ugh...Y-You know I-I'm in a-a d-dress r-r-right-t?" She stutters, trying to fix her dress. "I DON"T MIND!" Yells Black Star, and starts running. Her dress flies up in the back, revealing lacy blue underwear. Soul just drools and Kid falls over with a nose bleed mumbling about perfect symmetry. As Black Star keeps running, she's blushing as red as a tomato, trying to tame the runaway part of the back of her dress. Yep, it's official. I hate this witch.

AN: So I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the next chapter might be posted today. I might just do a three-in-one-day post-athon! Just for fun. Besides…I LOVE TO WRITE BECAUSE I AM SO HYPER AND WRITING CALMS MY HYPER LEVELS DOWN JUST A SMIDGE! Anyway, I will update as soon as possible today, sorry the chapter was so long!

Mrs.(Wannabe)BlackStar! BYYYYYYYYYYYE!