********Author's Note 1:********
This is the slightly/very silly version that is made to be as non-spoilery as I could.
********Story Start:
Location: My Island.
Time: Around 8:00PM? Halloween.
I had never met a wall I couldn't blow up, until I met my island. On my island was a wall of light made of beauty keeping me from entering. And I could only guess about how it worked or what it did. A wall's a wall... Well, yeah, unless they're made of magic so magical that magical beings of magic, that think magic is science, think it's magic.
Well, the point is that I didn't really know anything about that wall until one of my apprentices met it. She had tossed a rock at the wall, and it went right through. You would think that would tell me something, and it did, just not anything really useful.
Oh, yeah, it wasn't just me and my apprentice there, with us was my dog, my police officer, my vampire, my changeling, and my bartender. Why were we at my island? To stop it from being the cause of the end of the universe. Well, we're still here, so I think you know how that turned out.
I wanted something else to throw at the wall, for testing purposes, as the rock was related to the wall, so of course it went through. But, my apprentice was hungry, so she ate a granola bar she got from her bag of adventuring supplies, and handed me the wrapper to throw. Not exactly the kind of thing I wanted, but it would do... I balled it up and flicked it at the wall, and it didn't go through. Instead, it disintegrated beautifully, in every sense. As in the disintegration was beautiful to behold and it disintegrated completely, not just the latter.
Unfortunately for us, we wanted to go through the wall. My vampire wanted to jump over the wall, as it was only 12 feet high, but, I was hungry, so I wanted to eat first and then fight the bad guys. I got a granola bar from my apprentice, balled up its wrapper and tossed it over the wall. Or at least I tried to, it blew up where the wall would have been, if it extended up.
As I was eating, I realized that rocks would go through the wall and other stuff wouldn't. As our enemies were most likely on the other side, that was sorta of a good thing. After I was done eating, I told my vampire to jump up and scout beyond the wall. When he landed back down, he reported that we had twenty targets and that they were grouped near the ruined lighthouse. He didn't see the Summer Knight, but he was sure to be hiding beyond the wall. After that report, me and my apprentice tried to send some magic through the wall as well, and that partially succeeded, my magic went through, but her's didn't. I assume that was due to being my magic interacting with my island.
Armed with all that new information, I immediately formulated a new plan. The plan was changed from charging through the beautiful wall, to going around to the lighthouse side and throwing things at my enemies through the beautiful wall.
********Chapter End!
********Author's Note 2:********
Does the magic going through the wall make sense?
Did I get the time right?
