Hello all! This is my first(well, second, but the first one was a disaster and...I killed it out of frustration.) fanfiction, called Bunny Fantasies. I hope you enjoy it for I will

enjoy satisfying your slash Naruto couple needs :D. I don't really have any dedications for this because no one really knows me and therefore I have no friends xD.

But I hope my writing skills enable me to meet others! With this, let it begin!

Love,

Taurue


Bunny Fantasies

Chapter One

Evil Hamster Sent From Mars to Destroy Earth!!

-Tap Tap-

-Tap Tap-

-Tap-

A young man at about the age of sixteen raised his head slightly from his sleeping position on the couch, awoken by the tapping sound on some sort of glass. Squinting in the dark, he looked around on all the cabinets, thinking that a bird might flown in or something. Seeing nothing, the boy sighed and let his head fall back on his pillow.

'Must have been my imagination or some shit like that...', the boy thought.

-Tap Tap Tap-

The boy raised his head again, aggravated.

What the hell is that?! It better not be Itachi, because the first damn day of school is today and I need some sleep!

He heard snoring in the other room.

It's not him...he's sleeping like a baby...

-Tap Tap-

-Thud-

The fuck...

The boy looked over the couch he was on to the window, where a pair of glowing eyes met his. Startled, he fell off the couch.

"Dah! What the hell was that?! Some demonic gerbil or something?!", he shouted and then covered his mouth. A rustling noise and some cursing was heard from the other room, and a trickle of sweat traveled down the boy's jaw.

Shit, I woke Itachi up...

Sure enough, the boy's big brother walked in the room, identified as Itachi(guess his last name), pajama pants and a t-shirt on. His hair was messy and down to his shoulders, and a scowl with not-so-pretty bags were under his eyes.

"Sasuke, what the FUCK did I tell you about waking me up? Shit, what did I tell you about even bothering me when I'm not in your presence?", he growled. The boy, now identified as Sasuke, smiled sideways.

"Well, brother, you are in my presence now, aren't you? Hehehe...oh." His voice trailed off as Itachi started walking slowly towards him a wooden chair in his hands.

"Sasuke, you piece of-"

-Tap Tap-

Itachi glared at Sasuke-ah, that good ol' Uchiha glare-and put the chair down, walking over to the window. He stared down the creature on the other side with the same demonic red eyes for about thirty seconds before throwing the window open.

"The fuck is this!?" he questioned. Sasuke ran over to the window, half expecting it to be an alien hamster sent from the planet Mars by it's hamster conspirators to destroy the world. At least, that's what he would tell his friends.

"Is that a...?" Sasuke said softly.

"Yes, it's exactly what it is." Itachi replied, his eye twitching.

"But should it look like that..?"

"How the hell should I know? It just showed up here. Maybe it was painted or something."

"But are rabbits supposed to be-"

"Orange?" Itachi finished the sentence for his little brother.

In front of the two was an orange rabbit, with long black whiskers and red eyes. It had what looked like a gigantic grin on. Though you never know when an animal is smiling. Especially when it's an orange "hamster" sent from the planet Mars to destroy earth.

Sasuke was still staring at the rabbit in awe when he heard footsteps walking away. He looked over to see Itachi making his way back to his room.

"Hey, Itachi, where do you think you're going? You have to help me with this thing!" he shouted to his brother. Itachi simply stopped for a couple seconds to mutter

"What help? Just shove it off the windowsill and shut it. Not that hard. Now leave me alone and let me sleep before I seriously hurt you.", he growled, sending mini shivers down the raven's spine.

Selfish piece of shit. I'll take care of myself fine, thankyou, bastard., Sasuke thought, narrowing his eyes at the retrieving back.

Walking over to the window, Sasuke picked up the bunny and held it to his nose.

"Hello, cutie. Even though you're an abnormal color and have demonic eyes, I'll make sure you get only the best care. Given by myself, of course.", Sasuke cooed, pointing to himself.

"And by the way, thanks for getting rid of Itachi. You saved me like a superhero!", he whispered.

Thinking for a couple of seconds, Sasuke thought up a name. He smirked and looked down at the bunny's big red eyes and stroked a long whisker.

"Aah, that's it! I'll name you SuperBunny! Okay, SuperBunny!" He smiled at the creature and it blinked and bit his hand in return. Hard.

Sasuke let out a yelp and jumped a little, prying his fingers out of the unwilling mouth of the rabbit.

"I'll take that as a thankyou. Now if you'll excuse me-"

-Beep Beep-

-Beep Beep-

-Beep B-

-Smash-

The raven boy looked in annoyance at the alarm clock he has just dismembered.

I was up...for that long? Impossible!

He sighed and put the rabbit in a box he looked around for, placing his makeshift cage on the couch.

"I have to take a shower, SuperBunny, so sit here and don't do anything stupid or shit like that."

He walked away, leaving the "evil hamster" on the couch. Entering the bathroom, he switched on the light and yawned.

I really hate how weird shit always happens to me...but it is a cute bunny, no?

His thoughts started to fade and the reflection in the mirror cleared. He caught himself smiling and sighed, turning the water in the shower on, and then pushing it all the way to the left. Sasuke always liked it hot...pun intended. Stepping into the shower, the raven began to wash his sleepiness away.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat, no?

I

"So, Sasuke, howdy do. It's time for Junior year." Sasuke looked away from the car he was waving to-too bad Itachi didn't think twice about speeding off before he had both feet outside on the ground- and saw Shikamaru walking towards him.

"Oh. Hey, Shikamaru." The lazy boy simply raised his hand as a greeting in return.

"Yeah, though. Upperclassmen. Not that it wasn't fun beating up Seniors thinking we were just sexually frustrated underclassmen." He said, smirking. They were walking into the school now, the revered Konoha High School. Usually known for rumors of people holding superpowers, or "ninjas", although everyone that goes there passes it off as weaboo crap. Passes it off as, though. There were a few people who displayed their "forces" or something during a fight.

Sasuke sighed and looked at his friend. Shikamaru noticed and removed his hands from the back of his head.

"Something wrong, Sasuke?", he questioned. The raven blinked and shook his head.

"Okay, Shikamaru, this is going to sound crazy, but...an evil hamster from Mars sent to destroy Earth landed on my windowsill early this morning. And it has big demonic red eyes with long black whiskers!" he told his best friend.

Shikamaru was just standing there with his mouth wide open.

'What the hell did Itachi poison him with this time? Extreme annoying story-telling potions?' Noticing Sasuke staring at him strangely, well, just doing his regular glare, he cleared his throat.

"So, this "evil hamster sent from-", oh fuck it. Sasuke what's wrong with you? Did Itachi spike your coffee with vodka or something?"

Sasuke shook his head, smirking.

"Shikamaru, come over my house today after school. I don't care if you can't, I'll tell your mom that we had to do a special project. She loves me anyways, it doesn't matter. But you have to see what's at my house!" Sasuke was giving a genuine smile, standing on his toes. That was practically a giggling schoolgirl.

"Fine, fine." Sasuke "Hned" and they walked into their new homeroom. It didn't take long for Sasuke to cringe at the amount of girls in this class.

'It's only for twenty minutes..it's only for twenty minutes...'

Shikamaru simply complained about how troublesome it was that there were no other males and sat down, while Sasuke was dying beneath the pile of females with raging hormones. His muffled screams and cries for the teacher were heard, but not by the teacher. Silence overcame the room as two pairs of footsteps entered the room.

The girls on top of Sasuke got up and stepped away to make a tunnel formation, and the boy himself was trying to button his pants back up, panting heavily. But his breath hitched in his mouth as he looked at the two figures came to the base of the "tunnel".

'Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkk.'

Sasuke looked to his best friend-who wasn't seeming so best right now, asleep on his desk, using his backpack as a pillow- and back at the two girls.

"Hn." he simply said, still half lying on the ground. They squealed and ran towards him tackling the poor raven back to the floor he had just aqquainted himself with.

"Sasuke!! I missed you SO much over the summer!! Look at my hair! I grew it all the way out just for you!!" Sasuke mouth met a giant wave of Sakura's new hairstyle, which smelled like strawberries. He spit it out, trying to take a few other pink strands from off his toungue.

"Okay Sakura, now get off of me!", the poor boy said, trying to get out of Sakura's deathgrip of love.

She got up, pouting, and stepped to the side as Ino wrapped her arms around his shoulders. He groaned, turning to face her. She had contacts on, showing her now nonexistent pupils.

'That's some scary shit right there...', he thought to himself when the bell for first period rang. Getting up at lightspeed, Sasuke sprinted out the door and shut it so hard that a hinge broke off, leaving an annoyed Shikamaru and seventeen dumbfounded girls alone in the room.

II

The two boys walked up the stairs to Sasuke's apartment after school. After taking off their shoes and throwing their backpacks wherever, Sasuke ran over to the couch and grabbed the box containing SuperBunny.

"Okay, Shikamaru, this is it! In this box is my new friend, SuperBunny!", he cheered. Shikamaru only raised his eyebrow and walked towards Sasuke's beckoning hand to see the rabbit.

"I'll discard the fact that you named the thing...SuperBunny." he mumbled, and peered into the box.

"Hey, Sasuke, don't be so troublesome all the time. If I knew this was going to happen, I wouldn't have come here!"

Shikamaru gave his friend an annoyed look and Sasuke opened his eyes, confused.

"What are you talking about? SuperBunny is right-ah! Where'd he go! I left him here and toldhim to stay put while I was at school!"

The black haired boy was running around looking in places like in the fridge when Shikamaru pointed out an idea.

"Maybe Itachi put him outside? Or locked him in a cage?", he implied. Sasuke only shook his head.

"Itachi wouldn't have touched that thing if God made him. He hates rodents, especially the fact that our parents named him something that means weasel. One of the reasons that he doesn't talk to them much, anyways.", the raven said, nodding his head.

Shikamaru simply nodded with Sasuke and walked out the door. His friend hurried and caught him grabbing his shoes.

"Hey, where are you going?", Sasuke asked him, perplexed. Shikamaru only gave his friend a lazy look and walked out away, going home.

"See you tomorrow...something like that...", he mumbled as he left the building. Sasuke sighed and ran a hand through his shoulder length hair that seemed to stick out at the end. He hated it when Itachi called him duckbutt. As if he didn't notice it himself, and it's not like the ladies didn't mind. But he sure did mind that they minded.

A whimper from the other room caught his attention.

'That's Itachi's room...what the heck?'

"SuperBunny!", he remembered as he ran across the apartment floor to find his rabbit.

Rabbit, eh?

"What the FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK?!"


Chapter One is done!

I hope you liked it, and if you didn't, stick around please, first chapters are always a bit rocky for me...--. Review, comment, criticize constructively, and enjoy the next

chapters to come!

Bye bye,

Taurue