A/N: This story takes place after All-Stars, but none of the ROTI characters compete. The past winners are Owen, Duncan, Heather, Cameron and Zoey. Please tell me if any of my characters are OOC or anything like that. Thanks! Read and review. Bye now! -I Am Not A Magical Bear
Total Drama Redemption 1
Episode 1
The show opens with Chris standing on a boat, beaming. He had just had an extremely successful season in All-Stars, and he was expecting this season to do just as well. He wasn't, however, excited to see the campers. He knew they were necessary for this type of show, and he wanted another Gemmie, so he sucked it up. They were just so annoying sometimes, though! He couldn't wait until the producers ordered a season with a new cast. Anyway, he thought, intro time.
Chris: "Hello again, world! This is Chris Maclean coming to you from the Bahamas where the cast was somehow duped into going on another cast reunion of TDI and TDWT. That's right, folks! It's an all-original cast season! And they are back with more drama than ever! Three couples broke up while we were between seasons, and another couple got together. Kinda. This first episode is for the purpose of determining who will make it into the actual season. I won't tell you anything about the drama just yet, you can see for yourselves. This. Is. Total Drama Redemption!
(Theme Song)
(Shows the beach, where Beth, Bridgette, Cody, And Harold holding a caged Ezekiel are watching something out in the ocean. Then pans out to the ocean, showing DJ swimming away from the boat, then going further out to sea where we see Noah waving to Cody while waterskiing, and he is hit by an octopus thrown by an angry Sierra leaning out a porthole. The camera zooms in on the porthole revealing the dining area, where Heather and Alejandro are sitting next to each other looking opposite directions. Owen was eating everything, with Izzy on his shoulders pulling his hair and cackling. Owen then farts, causing Izzy to jump away. She rolls into the lounge, where Lindsay, Katie and Sadie were painting each other's nails. They "EEEE!'d" happily and they looked out the window eagerly to see Justin tanning. He was alongside Blainely as he did so, and they sat up annoyed when Duncan and Courtney's argument became violent and she took Justin's chair and threw it at Duncan. Up on the upper deck, Gwen laughed at Duncan and then took Trent's hand happily. Geoff skateboarded up to them with Tyler, and Tyler tripped and fell back down to the lower deck, where he landed in Eva's arms. She shrugged and just kept lifting the weights with him added. She threw him in the air, and he landed next to a moping Leshawna who was thrown a life preserver, and it zoomed out to show the entire cast was in the water.)
Chris is once again standing on a boat, with a large bus on the dock beside him, and he is very visibly excited.
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Redemption where we pick the strong from the weak. We are about to take some of the most iconic campers on an unforgettable cruise. And they just think it's a reunion. Silly them.
Eva (from bus): Can we just get this over with!?
Chris: Fine, fine, sheesh! Here are the original 25 contestants from Total Drama! First, we have our bodybuilding bruiser Eva!
(Eva walks out of the bus with her weight bag and another case.)
Eva: I am sick and tired of you trying to pull one over us, Maclean? Is this just a cruise or not!
Chris: Nope! I'm not saying anything. This should keep you on your toes ( laughs evilly). Next, we have our nerd herd, Beth, Harold and Noah!
Beth: Hey! I am not a nerd!
Noah: Beth, you're a nerd. Accept it and live with it, just like the rest of us.
Harold: Gosh! At least I have my luscious Leshawna!
Chris: Hey! She was next! Let me do the intros! Anyway, here is your large and in charge LeShawna!
LeShawna: Hey y'all. Harold baby, I already told you we were through! How many times do I have to say it! Do you ever let go of anything? No, wait, lemme answer that. You don't! You're still pissed at Duncan even after he apologized! Live. With. It.
Chris: that, folks, is the first of the three. We have two more break ups to go, and loads more drama. Here are the four parts of your favorite love square, Trent, Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney.
Trent: good to finally be back, man. I missed competing. Also, why was I not picked for the musical season?
Courtney: Simple. Wrong place, wrong time.
(Scoffs and looks away as Duncan gets off the bus. )
Duncan: hey! What's with the boat? I hate boats!
Gwen: oh suck it up, before I make you.
They began to attack each other, and as Gwen was winning,
Chris: Ooh, dramatic! Next we have everyone's favorite couple, Geoff and Bridgette!
The aforementioned couple walked out of the bus glaring angrily at each other. They walked wordlessly to opposite ends of the group, Bridgette with LeShawna and Gwen, and Geoff with Duncan.
Chris: well then. Trouble in paradise. Yes,folks, it's our second couple breakup. The strongest couple in TD history is over. HAHAHAHA so much ratings gold! It warms my heart. Next, we have the quitter, DJ, and the crazy, Izzy.
DJ: Good to be back, man. I-
Izzy vaulted over him and shot everyone with a water gun.
Izzy: Haha! Explosive-o boom boom!
Everyone was soaked with water and very annoyed with her, but she was too busy cackling excitedly to notice any of that.
Chris: (sigh) okay then, now we have some classic villains for you. We have Alejandro, Heather, Justin and Blainely.
Alejandro steps off the bus nervously as everyone of the contestants glared at him with contempt. That was happening a lot lately. Heather follows him silently, and as he opens his mouth to speak, she tapes his mouth shut. Everyone but Courtney cheered at that, and Heather bowed, happy to be seen as the good guy for once.
Heather: Happy to help, and ready to win!
Justin followed with more tape, but Heather slapped him.
Heather: Don't steal my trick, freak, or I will end you.
Snickers were heard from the campers as they joined the crowd, along with Blainely, who had arrived and burst into her new pop/dance hit so full of expletives that we cannot print it here, forcing Heather to reuse her tape. Chris moved on.
Chris: Next we have our brain-sharing BFFFL's, Katie and Sadie!
Katie: Oh my gosh, Sadie, it's a cruise!
Sadie: Oh my gosh, I love cruises!
K&S: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chris and most of the cast covered their ears at that. Heather threatened to use her tape again, and they went to stand away from her in the crowd. Chris was growing more annoyed with every new contestant.
Chris: And here we have our only remaining strong Total Drama couple, Lindsay and Tyler!
Lindsay: Hey, guys! I am so excited for the new season! But I am more happy that Tyler is here with me.
Cast: Awwwww!...
Lindsay: Just like I have been here for him since he permanently lost his voice in an accident. Oops! I wasn't supposed to say that yet, was I?
That's right, folks. Two months ago, Tyler was driving to his school hockey team practice when a car slammed into his, and a shard of glass was lodged into his throat. He lost his ability to speak even after doctors pulled it out. A week later, when Lindsay visited him, she found he was still at the hospital recovering. She hadn't left his side since.
Tyler:
Chris: moving on... Next we have the ladies man and his lady, Cody and Sierra!
Sierra: Thanks, Chris. We're both happy to be here with each other.
Cody shook his head no, but said nothing so as not to get Sierra mad.
Chris: Yup. They are such a happy couple, aren't they! Finally, our season one winner, Owen!
Owen: AWESOME! WOOHOO! Yeah! I'm so pumped! Great to be back!
Suddenly, the feral Ezekiel attacked Chris, trying to get the money.
Ezekiel: Raaargh!
He seemed to be winning, but Chef hit him with a spaghetti gun and put him in a cage. The cast all sighed with immense relief. The cage was put firmly in the ground, and the contestants seemed like they were about to get on the boat.
Chris: Uh-uh. No. You guys aren't getting on yet.
Heather: Why not? We have to compete eventually.
Gwen: For once, I agree with Heather. We are getting on eventually, why not now?
Chris: Because your first challenge involves trimming five of you off to the sidelines to go with Ezekiel. We are saving four of you immediately, since the original idea was to split you in groups of five and have last place in each section go home. These are the four who we felt should get an automatic ticket in.
Courtney: Please pick me! I need this!
Chris: Alejandro...
Alejandro: Alright.
Heather: Come on!
She was obviously peeved she would not be able to take down her nemesis immediately. Courtney was still hopeful.
Courtney: Me next!
Chris: Gwen...
Gwen: Cool.
Courtney: Ugh!
Chris: Trent...
Trent just strummed his guitar, fist bumped Justin, and walked over to Gwen happily.
Courtney: Come on, come on!
Chris: And... Heather!
Heather: Yes! In your faces!
Alejandro looked dejected now, while Heather was very happy and already plotting. She had to make an alliance, but not just yet. She had to gauge who would be competing first.
Courtney: Her and not me? You already have half the square, why not more of it?
Chris: Because I had those as the people who would be competing with Ezekiel if he wasn't feral, and since he is, they are automatically safe.
All saved: YES!
Chris: Ok. Challenge time, then, and this one's a doozy. We are separating you by the role we think you could play. Antagonist, protagonist, random extra, and Aftermath host. One will go from each, and we can have an even 20. The groups are:
Aftermath host
Geoff
Blainely
Bridgette
DJ
LeShawna
Protagonist
Owen
Beth
Sierra
Tyler
Lindsay
Antagonist
Harold
Duncan
Justin
Courtney
Eva
Random extra
Katie
Sadie
Cody
Izzy
Noah
Those are the face-offs
Noah: Gee, thanks for making me a random extra.
Chris: Let's face it, you were one in TDI
Noah: Fair point.
Harold: How am I a villain?
LeShawna: Do you remember rigging the votes? The one where you never let go of the grudge?
Harold: Oh yeah. I guess that makes sense then.
LeShawna: But saying I could host the Aftermath, that is flattery. I am so honored!
Chris: You should be, that category was the most difficult.
Sierra: Why am I the hero and Cody is the random extra?
Chris: Gwen and Trent were in front of you for the heroes, but since they were in the Biggest Drama category, we picked you, and I think you saved Cody a lot last season, didn't you?
Bridgette: Wait, how was Ezekiel in Biggest Drama?
Chris: He kidnapped me last season, made sexist comments the first season, and stowed away on the plane in season three. That was drama.
Geoff: Point taken, dude. At least we're in the same group, Bridge!
Bridgette: Yeah. I guess.
Chris: first group up is Aftermath hosts.
Blainely: That is me! Prepare to lose, weaklings.
Chris: Ok, so here's the challenge. You have to do something you would never do if asked, and we need to see it. Last person to have done it is gone. Blainely, do you have any ideas?
Blainely: Yes, I actually do. Owen?
Owen: Yeah?
Blainely: could you please come over here?
Owen: Sure.
Owen came, and she lifted his arm and touched his armpit. All the other candidates were grossed out, but all agreed she had done something not expected of her. She had despised Owen ever since he had hugged her without her permission while she was eating cake. She really loved cake now.
Chris: Blainely you are safe. Anyone else?
Geoff: Ok I can go.
Chris: And what are you gonna do?
Geoff: I can do this. The after-season party after this season is cancelled!
Cast: WHAT?
The after-season parties had been a tradition since after season one, he had even done one for ROTI. This wasn't something he had ever done before, and the sheer impossibility of it was baffling. He was definitely safe.
DJ: I know what I can do now.
He picked up a bunny and dropped it, which he thought was unlike him. But Chris disagreed, because of the curse. He then tried, by hugging Blainely. If you remember World Tour, that was an impressive feat for Geoff, but not him. LeShawna ended up shaking hands with Heather when she moved on.
Chris: Ok. DJ, Bridgette, one of you is not allowed on the cruise.
DJ: Wait! What if I quit?
Chris: That is definitely unexpected, so you move on! Bridgette you are out. Next is protagonists.
DJ: Wait! I actually did quit! I don't wanna hurt any animals!
Chris: No more than four are leaving, so no dice. Protagonists?
Lindsay: Ooh! Ooh! Me me me me me!
Chris: What will you do, Lindsay?
Lindsay: I can remember everyone's names on my team!
All: REALLY?
Lindsay: Yes! Tyler, Sierra, Owen, Beth!
Chris: Ok, fine, Lindsay moves on.
Tyler then wrote on a piece of paper, "Do you still have the chicken hat?
Chris: Even the idea of you considering that is unexpected, so you move on. And yes, I am showing favoritism.
Heather (from boat): Oh, come on!
Sierra: Ok I can do something unexpected. Cody?
Cody (nervously): What?
Sierra: Here is your toothbrush back.
Chris: What? Ok you people are going to be normal soon, and that makes this show less likely to get a Gemmie than I thought it would be! But you still move on. Owen, Beth, one of you will be eliminated instantly. Any ideas?
Owen: Here! I can promise to eat only a single portion of food for the first five meals on the boat.
Chris: Ehh, I suppose that works. Beth, you are out. Antagonists next!
Duncan: Ok you know what? Courtney how about once more just to stay in the game?
Courtney: Sure, why not?
They then earned their place in the season easily, by kissing. They hated each other, but they kissed.
Chris: STOP! Ok you both move on!
Courtney: At least I got something good out of that!
Duncan: Ehh... There were a few good things...
Courtney: UGH!
Eva: Hey DJ, can I have Bunny for a sec?
DJ: Ok, but don't hurt him.
Eva did not hurt him. She simply patted his head and gave him a carrot. Chris panicked at the normalcy and had Chef take her to the boat quickly.
Chris: Jeez! What happened to you guys? Anyway, this means either Justin or Harold will be heading home.
Then, something happened by pure luck, and it was not a good thing. Justin dropped his mirror, and just before he cried out in surprise and pain, Chris smiled, so he stopped. He assumed he would be allowed in because of this and...
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He was right.
Chris: You are in! Congrats! Harold that means you're out.
Harold: Gosh! Two nerds down already! Sad.
Chris: You'd almost think we planned that... But we didn't! Wish we had though.
He went over to the extras, where it was suspiciously quiet.
Chris: What's happening?
Noah: Katie and Sadie decided to do silence as their unexpected thing. They are at about four minutes
A minute passes by, as the extras watch incredulously, not believing they could do it.
K&S: OMG yay we made it!
Chris: Sadly, yes, you did. Get on the boat.
Noah: Here's mine.
He throws a book into the harbor. Chris, Cody and Izzy gasp as he walks onto the boat.
Confessional
Noah: Whoopee, first confessional! I managed to find it before anyone else did. This shows that I will be able to outsmart everyone at this game. I even brought along a book I hated just in case this happened. They are so stupid.
-end Noah's confessional
Heather: Ugh. He seriously believes he found it first? What an idiot. I found it almost immediately, and waited to see what other people would do. But he thinks he is clever so I might be stuck with him for a while...
-end Heather's confessional.
Chris: Do either of you have something you can do?
Izzy: Izzy could hook up with a shark!
All: NO!
Chris: It appears we have no time left, so since Izzy had an idea, Cody is out.
Sierra ran to the railing.
Sierra: NOOOOOOOO!
Chris: Afraid so. Cody, despite being a fan favorite he is out. This means we have our final 20, and we can begin the cruise.
Izzy cackled at that, and did a flip over the shoulders of Beth, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Harold and Cody onto the boat just before it was to leave.
