A/N: Hey, guys! This is my first FanFic, so...I'm interested to see how this works out. Thanks!

Here are the characters and their usernames:

Rose—DontMessWithMe

Lissa—SpiritFreak

Dimitri—GuardianDBelikov

Christian—ImOnFire

Adrian—SexyBeast

Enjoy!


DontMessWithMe: Hellooooo?

SpiritFreak: Hey, Rose! How are you?

DontMessWithMe: Good...How'd you know it was me, though? It's kind of anonymous on here….

SpiritFreak: Your name kind of gives it away…

DontMessWithMe: Very true. So does yours.

***ImOnFire has logged on ***

ImOnFire: Wassup, my homies?

DontMessWithMe: Liss, please deal with your boyfriend. He's drunk. Again.

ImOnFire: I am NOT drunk! That'd be illegal.

DontMessWithMe: That never stopped you before, and you are most definitely drunk. I refuse to believe that you would have made that statement if you were not under the influence.

ImOnFire: So what if I just felt like trying a new style? Don't be a hypocrite, Rosie Posie. You know how weird you are all the time.

DontMessWithMe: I resemble that!

ImOnFire: …exactly…

SpiritFreak: Rose, stop being mean to Christian. It's not nice.

ImOnFire: Ha! She sides with me! I win, you lose! Hahahahaha!
SpiritFreak: Christian, stop being mean to Rose. It's rude.

DontMessWithMe: Yeah, she definitely sides with you.

ImOnFire: You know it!

DontMessWithMe: I was being sarcastic, dumbass.

ImOnFire:

***GuardianDBelikov has logged on***

GuardianDBelikov: Hello.

DontMessWithMe: Hey, handsome. ;)

***SexyBeast has logged on***

SexyBeast: What about me?

DontMessWithMe: Sorry, Adrian. But Dimitri wins the prize right now. At least he was polite and said "hello" before having a temper tantrum about not being called handsome.

SexyBeast: I am NOT having a temper tantrum!

DontMessWithMe: …yes, you are.

SexyBeast: Am NOT!

DontMessWithMe: Are TOO!

SexyBeast: Am NOT!

DontMessWithMe: Then why is it that I could hear you from my room screaming "What? NO! Not him! I'm the handsome one, I am!"

SexyBeast: LIES!

DontMessWithMe: In response to your very loud yell of "What is she talking about? She can't hear me! That's impossible! You…you can't hear me, right Rose?"I say that yes, yes I can hear you. Loud and clear.

SexyBeast: Die.

DontMessWithMe: Actually, I'm pretty positive that I'd kick your ass before you could kill me. Sorry to disappoint.

SexyBeast: UGH! You KNOW I hate it when you're right.

DontMessWithMe: Yet you know you love me anyway

DontMessWithMe: Hey, where did everyone else go?

SpiritFreak: I'm still here…watching your exchange as I roll around on the floor laughing at you guys.

SexyBeast: Watch out, you might just ruin your hair or makeup that you spent an hour on this morning.

SpiritFreak: Bite me. It took two hours.

SexyBeast: I wouldn't go around giving out such tempting offers if I were you ;)

ImOnFire: Watch it.

DontMessWithMe: Hey, Pyro. Where'd you go?

ImOnFire: Oh, I was in the bathroom…

DontMessWithMe: Just stop there. That's already TMI.

ImOnFire: But don't you want to know?

DontMessWithMe: No. I don't.

ImOnFire: But you're missing out…

DontMessWithMe: I'm sure.

GuardianDBelikov: Hello, again. Rose, sorry I left, but I got a call from Alberta.

DontMessWithMe: That's alright, comrade. As long as you make it up to me sometime… ;)

GuardianDBelikov: *sigh* Rose, what am I going to do with you?

DontMessWithMe: Well, there's a whole long list of things I can think of…

SpiritFreak: Sometimes I do really feel bad for you, Dimitri.

ImOnFire: Yeah, how can you stand her? At least you get to throw a few punches her way without having to worry about putting your life on the line.

SexyBeast: Are you kidding? I'd trade with Belikov any day of the week if I got to see Rose all hot and sweaty all the time like he does…

GuardianDBelikov: Watch it, Ivashkov. She's mine.

SexyBeast: Then why can I hear from my room as she's proclaiming her love for me?

DontMessWithMe: Nice try, Adrian. No one believes you. Honestly, I don't blame them.

SpiritFreak: Yeah…sorry, Adrian, but everyone on this chat room knows that Rose doesn't love you. And, BTDubs, I'm right next to her.

SexyBeast: LIES!

SpiritFreak: Nope. Sorry. It's a sleepover night.

SexyBeast: Ooh…mind if I join?

ImOnFire: WATCH IT!

GuardianDBelikov: WATCH IT!

SexyBeast: Sorry, but it's not my fault they're teasing me with thoughts of teenage girl sleepovers. They seem quite fun. I've always wanted to have one.

DontMessWithMe: Aw, of COURSE you can come over, Adrian! We'll even throw in a pity party about how you're the only one without a boyfriend!

SpiritFreak: Ooh! A PARTY!

SexyBeast: That sounds great! I'll be over in a minute, I guess.

ImOnFire: Really, Ivashkov? Are you THAT dumb?

GuardianDBelikov: *snickers* I'm not sure which it was, but they're either calling you gay or calling you a girl. Either one could seem quite accurate in my book, though.

SexyBeast: Guys! I'm WOUNDED!

DontMessWithMe: Run! He found our hiding spot!

SpiritFreak: …Rose? What are you talking about?

ImOnFire: See? I told you she was being a hypocrite by calling me weird earlier!

GuardianDBelikov: Ozera, if you dare say one more insult about Rose, you will wake up feeling much less manly!

SexyBeast: Haha! I found the sleepover headquarters, and Belikov just threatened to cut of Christian's you-know-whats!

DontMessWithMe: You mean he HAS them?

SpiritFreak: Hey! Shut up!

ImOnFire: That's my girl, defending me.

GuardianDBelikov: Pointing out the fact that you need her to defend you.

SexyBeast: Ooh, burn!

DontMessWithMe: So, tell me Liss…are you just being nice and protecting your boyfriend, or do you speak the truth? Because I'm pretty positive that Adrian and Dimitri agree with me on this fact…

SpiritFreak: Shut up, Rose. Just…shut up.

ImOnFire: Ooh, burn!

SexyBeast: Cat fight!

DontMessWithMe: You wish. The only person who should feel threatened by my claws is you.

SpiritFreak: And that is why you were not very smart to come over here. All alone.

ImOnFire: Scary Liss is SCARY.

GuardianDBelikov: Adrian, if you want to live through the night, I suggest you leave now.

SexyBeast: Why?

DontMessWithMe: You mean you don't know?

SpiritFreak: Isn't it obvious?

ImOnFire: Adrian, if you ever listen to someone in your entire life, it should be now.

GuardianDBelikov: Run.

SexyBeast: …still not getting it.

DontMessWithMe: You're stuck in a room. With me.

SexyBeast: That sounds quite lovely so far. Keep going.

SpiritFreak: Let me repeat that. You're stuck in a room. With Rose. An angry Rose.

ImOnFire: Shall we say it again?

GuardianDBelikov: RUN!

SexyBeast: Running.

DontMessWithMe: Dimitri, thank you for all that running before training. He's not getting very far.

SpiritFreak: Let him go, Rose. He didn't do anything to you.

ImOnFire: Except mention the words "cat" and "fight" in the same sentence.

GuardianDBelikov: That's a pretty serious offence when it comes to Rose.

SexyBeast: What, are you afraid of cat fights?

DontMessWithMe: Tonight you DIE!

SpiritFreak: Oh, goody. Instead of watching a chick flick like we always do, I'll be treated to a horror movie! Yay!

ImOnFire: I'll bring the popcorn.

GuardianDBelikov: Oh, Roza. What am I going to do with you?

SexyBeast: Stop her? Please? *puppy dog eyes*

GuardianDBelikov: Now where would be the fun in that?

DontMessWithMe: Thank you, Dimitri.

GuardianDBelikov: May I ask how both of you are running around yet still chatting on here?

DontMessWithMe: You know me. Multitasking. It's working much better for me than it is for Adrian. Considering I can see him now.

SexyBeast: What? You can?

DontMessWithMe: Turn around.

SexyBeast: *gulp*

DontMessWithMe: Ha. Adrian, do you realize that in your attempt to escape me by going into the bathroom, you went into the wrong bathroom?

SexyBeast: Ladies no like men in bathroom.

ImOnFire: Yay! Adrian FINALLY went into the right room!

SexyBeast: Shut up, Firehead.

DontMessWithMe: Adrian, how about this: I won't attack you if you just leave those poor ladies alone. Come out now, and I will leave you alone…

SexyBeast: OKAY!

DontMessWithMe: In your rush to accept, you interrupted the ending of that sentence. I said "Come out now, and I will leave you alone…for now."

SexyBeast: *gulp*

SpiritFreak: Oh, Adrian. I thought you'd know Rose well enough by now.

GuardianDBelikov: But then again, she's never predictable.

SpiritFreak: Very true.

SexyBeast: How much do you think my chances of escaping would increase if I logged off?

SpiritFreak: A great deal.

SexyBeast: kthnxbye

***SexyBeast has logged off***

ImOnFire: Liss, why did you give him false hope?
GuardianDBelikov: We all know that his chances of escaping would NOT increase a great deal.

SpiritFreak: Actually, they would. Since his original chances were at about 0%, they'd probably go up to about 2%. Considering he was at 0 before, I would consider that a great deal.

ImOnFire: Nice trick!

GuardianDBelikov: Where'd Rose go?

DontMessWithMe: Sorry, I was finishing off Adrian. Had to put the phone down for a moment.

GuardianDBelikov: Rose, what did you do to him?

DontMessWithMe: *whistles and looks innocent*

SpiritFreak: That doesn't sound too good…

ImOnFire: Knowing her, he's probably stuffed into some closet somewhere with his head bashed in and sliced in half. Hotdog style.

DontMessWithMe: Why thank you for the compliment! But, no, I decided to torture him more than just killing him.

GuardianDBelikov: Should I call Headmistress Kirova?

ImOnFire: NO!

SpiritFreak: Please don't.

DontMessWithMe: Don't be such a buzzkill, party pooper.

GuardianDBelikov: So what did you do, then?

DontMessWithMe: Well, let's just say that he won't ever want to come to a teenage girls' sleepover ever again. We'll leave it at that.

GuardianDBelikov: Whatever. As long as he isn't actually physically harmed, I can't do anything about it. Besides, I have to go. I have duty in ten minutes. I'll see you tomorrow, Rose. Bright and early.

DontMessWithMe: What? You don't want to come and join our sleepover?

GuardianDBelikov: …I think I've learned my lesson about your sleepovers.

ImOnFire: Yeah, me too. I should probably go if I want to stay safe through the night.

DontMessWithMe: Bye, Dimitri. See you tomorrow. And, hopefully I won't see you tomorrow, Pyro.

ImOnFire: Ditto.

***ImOnFire has logged off***

***GuardianDBelikov has logged off***

DontMessWithMe: Aw, now it's boring without them. Two people aren't fun enough on IM.

SpiritFreak: Well, how about you come upstairs and we can resume that sleepover of ours. I have the Notebook!

DontMessWithMe: Ugh, Liss, you KNOW I HATE that movie.

SpiritFreak: But it makes me cry every time.

DontMessWithMe: …exactly…

SpiritFreak: Whatever. I'm going to watch it.

DontMessWithMe: Why don't you go watch it with Christian?

SpiritFreak: That's a fantastic idea! See you tomorrow, Rose!

***SpiritFreak has logged off***

DontMessWithMe: I'm sure Christian will love that movie. He'll probably cry right along with her. *snicker*


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