I don't own Warriors. If I did, Daisy would be dead. Not Ferncloud. Oh well :P


Brackenfur stared out into the sea of patrons, seated inside the eating area of the Donut Shoppe. He tapped the microphone with his claw, causing the horrible screeching noise to come from the speakers.

"Hey, come on!" one cat whined from the crowd. Brackenfur shrugged.

"Sorry, everyone. But I'd like to officially welcome you all to the Grand Opening of - "

"BRACKENFUR AND GRAYSTRIPE'S DONUT SHOP!" Shrewpaw yelled, hopping around and carrying a big cardboard sign with the name of the restaurant printed on it in bright neon green. Brackenfur sighed, face-palming.

"Thank you, Shrewpaw." He looked up and pointed at the energetic advertiser. "That it Shrewpaw. He needs service hours for school, so he will help out here."

"Hey, if this is - " Hollyleaf asked, raising her paw from a booth she was in with Fallen Leaves.

"BRACKENFUR AND GRAYSTRIPE'S DONUT SHOP!" Shrewpaw yowled, doing cartwheels through the isles while holding his sign.

"Yeah, that," the she-cat grumbled. "Where is - "

"GRAYSTRIPE!"

"Shrewpaw, come here this instant!" Ferncloud screeched from a table in the middle of the room with Dustpelt, Spiderleg, Hollykit, and Larchkit. "You are to stop interrupting people right now!"

"Sorry, mom," Shrewpaw mumbled, staring at his paws. "I'll stop interrupting everyone by saying BRACKENFUR AND GRAYSTRIPE'S DONUT SHOP!" Ferncloud snatched the sign away and sat Shrewpaw down. Dustpelt buried his head in his paws with embarrassment. Brackenfur rolled his eyes and tapped on the microphone again.

"Ahem," he meowed loudly. "Graystripe is in the kitchen preparing the first donuts for the Grand Opening."

"Then where is he?" Mousefur snapped. "You young cats are never on time with fresh-kill! You need to hurry up."

Hollyleaf coughed. "Graystripe isn't that young anymore," she reminded.

"Well you are, missy, and you need to learn respect!" the dusky she-cat yelled.

Just then, Graystripe burst out from behind the counter with trays of donuts balancing on his forepaws, his tail, and his head.

"Donuts here!" he announced, hopping into the eating area.

"Wait, Graystripe!" Brackenfur exclaimed, reaching his paw out.

But it was much too late.

All the patrons leaped onto Graystripe, trying to get to the donuts. Brackenfur turned around and sighed.

"Welcome to - "

"BRACKENFUR AND GRAYSTRIPE'S DONUT SHOP!"

"Yes," Brackenfur grumbled. "Welcome."


So, my first spoof! :D How do you like it? Funny? Not enough? Leave a review; it means a lot.