There once a pony it hated the European union wants to be part of the new country and so the pony sings a book for grandma and the pony goes insane cue he hats books. Aha Says "book are for losers."
"her enemy England says: U should read my book's!"
An the pony says back to the England I dom't, like, the books u read"
And England repels "I hat you so much" "I hat you more" "I hate you moots"
I can't believe My pony hates books" says the grandma . "Oh yeah of course I like the internet better." Says the pony
"No! Internet is for looses who read TV troops! Says grandma
"I hat troops cue its not just TV anymore its books to!" YELLS the pony!
"Im so glad al is Stalin off troops and be a god pony on the internet!" says the wrinkled old grandmother fondly and then she left to torturer her pony's evil brother.
"I lid to mine grandma! I'm German nazi and I read troops like nobody's business!"
"England: "I won't tell grandma ur a nazi and you red devolution tropes and idiom!"
"Okay back to business I'm going to the star to pick up a bomn and bomn America!"
AMERICA IS MY BOYFRIEND! I LOVE HIM!"
BUT THIS MUST BE DON TO SAFE THE WORLD FROM NAZIS
"BUT YOU ARE A NAZI" sad England
"I lid again… You're boyfriend is a nazi and you are too but I am a communist! The pony shook its gorgeous shiny mane that fell to the floor in cascade of beautiful shiny light chestnut hue and beautiful new rays of quadratic lights that were match her green eyes that smirked hotly.
Now! Communism is terable! It is so bad thing!"
Not if your a columnist on crank!"
"I'm reported u!" the UK YELLED and ran to the judges!
Present yourself b4 the holy Order of judges! U betrayed your country for communists Russia purposes!"
"NEVER B4 HAD THE PONY FACED THE HOODED JUDGES IN SUCH ANGER!" she was the most attractive pony of all the judges are not poneys but they R ATTRACTIVE cue there in hooded clocks which are gorgeous! And some of juju like to drink blood which is PURE HAWTNESS bcuz vampires do that! I am ad winner of the gorgeous pony contest and I win the case that's final. Awe-men.
