I hope this fic isnt too unoriginal :(...Flames will be used to bake cookies.
January 2, Thursday, 11:53pm.
Dear Diary, today I graduated from the academy and was taken in to 11th division. I'm so excited! I cant wait to meet up with my fellow shinigami there tomorrow! I can barely sleep! What's more, it is said that the 11th division is the strongest squad in the Gotei 13! "Zaraki Kenpachi" huh... They say he's a really tough guy. Hope I dont get smushed by his so-called amazing spirit force. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: happy/excited)
January 4, Saturday, 1:09am
Dear Diary….The hell with it! Today or should I say yesterday was my first day in that acursed division and I'm not very happy. Some bald dude I met at the training grounds was just so cocky and arrogant so I volunteered to spar with him. He said he didn't want to just because I was female and a new recruit! That baldy! Then he later called his gay friend with retarded feathers in his eyes, told him the Gotei 13 would take in anybody who can swing a sword. That bastard! Not even a seated member. I was then assigned to deliver paperwork and pour tea on my first day. What a bunch of knuckleheads! I'm gonna sleep now, I feel a migraine coming along. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: mad/ready to break a neck. )
January 5, Sunday, 2:35am
That Zaraki Kenpachi is one freakin hell of an ass! Bumped into him this afternoon, I apologized to him and he asked me my name, he says my name was too girlish and blabbered on for 10 minutes about how his new recruits were "disappointing". Then Kusajishi Yachiru his pink-haired lieutenant latched on to my head and messed up my hair which took me 2 whole hours to untangle! And fine, so those two buffoons yesterday were high seated officers, Ayasegawa Yumichika called me "ugly" while I was fixing my hair. Well he's too much of a narcissist for a 5th seat. And Madarame Ikkaku that bald bastard told me I'm too conscious of my appearance. Just because that 3rd seat is jealous of my long, soft, and silky pigtails doesn't mean he can judge me like that. My head hurts. Tomorrow I look forward to a relaxing day at the spa to wash away my anger. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: angry/very angry.)
January 5, Sunday, 8:12pm
...Those assholes! Today at the spa I just happened to be in the hot spring when the demons from work crashed and destroyed half of the hot spring! They claimed to be playing "football" in the middle of the streets that just so happened to be in front of the spa. My cured head was even throbbing partly because of anger and because a brick hit my head. That bald bastard even said "dont cry". Thanks to them my head is in a worse shape. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: frustrated/in pain.)
January 6, Monday, 10:35pm
Today was the BEST Monday ever! I was ordered to distribute papers to all the divisions then I accidentally skipped 10th division so I rushed to their office and barged in without knocking like the idiot I am. I saw a short white-haired kid inside. Naturally I apologized for being rude and for delaying his work. He was just so cute and...cute... He said not to worry about it and that I can go back to my own division now. Then I noticed his haori. And realized I was crushing on a captain. Oh why oh why couldnt I have been in the 10th division...why...? What did I do to make god hate me so much? Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: miserable/unhappy)
Thanks for reading and review me if you want to critisice me for being too unoriginal -sob!- Anyway I still had fun writing this! :) till next time!
