Author's Note: Okay so this may seem really random, but I saw a picture on pinterest of a snow-batman captioned "Do you wanna build a batman?", I thought it was hilarious so I wrote this. My best friend and I have Bruce & Clark kind of friendship - So in honor of that it'll be Superman *singing the majority of the song.
Enjoy!
Xoxo Ravenclaw_Illusions
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Do you wanna build a Batman?
Come on lets save the day
Gotham needs him more and more
The crime-rate's poor
The villains love to play –
He doesn't have a mommy
Or a dad
So now he will kick some ass!
Do you wanna build a Batman?
It doesn't have to be a Batman.
Bruce: Go away, Clark
Clark: Okay, bye…
(Knocking)
Do you wanna build a Batman?
Or catch some thugs by City Hall
Two-face is missing, Riddler left a clue
I don't know what to do
The Penguin's screwed us all!
(I mean it, this time!)
The Joker thinks he's funny
Even though he's sick
And Robin won't help me out
(Clock King: Tic-tock, tic-tock, tic-tock, tic-tock, tic-tock)
(Orchestral)
Clark: (Knocking)
Bruce?
Please, I know you're in there,
Gotham needs you to come and fight
Alfred says you're tired, but I know you're not
Why won't you just wear the cape, tonight?
Cat-woman tried to kill me
Really, I swear, it's true
So what are you gonna do?
Do you wanna build a Batman?
