Author's Note: Okay so this may seem really random, but I saw a picture on pinterest of a snow-batman captioned "Do you wanna build a batman?", I thought it was hilarious so I wrote this. My best friend and I have Bruce & Clark kind of friendship - So in honor of that it'll be Superman *singing the majority of the song.

Enjoy!

Xoxo Ravenclaw_Illusions

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Do you wanna build a Batman?

Come on lets save the day

Gotham needs him more and more

The crime-rate's poor

The villains love to play –

He doesn't have a mommy

Or a dad

So now he will kick some ass!

Do you wanna build a Batman?

It doesn't have to be a Batman.

Bruce: Go away, Clark

Clark: Okay, bye…

(Knocking)

Do you wanna build a Batman?

Or catch some thugs by City Hall

Two-face is missing, Riddler left a clue

I don't know what to do

The Penguin's screwed us all!

(I mean it, this time!)

The Joker thinks he's funny

Even though he's sick

And Robin won't help me out

(Clock King: Tic-tock, tic-tock, tic-tock, tic-tock, tic-tock)

(Orchestral)

Clark: (Knocking)

Bruce?

Please, I know you're in there,

Gotham needs you to come and fight

Alfred says you're tired, but I know you're not

Why won't you just wear the cape, tonight?

Cat-woman tried to kill me

Really, I swear, it's true

So what are you gonna do?

Do you wanna build a Batman?