Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters except for Zephyr, D.C. does.
Chapter one:
We enter the scene to find The Scarecrow, Poison Ivy and The Mad Hatter terrorizing a local mall. It doesn't take long, of course, before Batman shows up to restore order.
"We all know how this will end, now are you going to come along peacefully for once or am I going to have to do this the same way as always?" Batman asked.
"Why my dear Batman, of course we're going to make this hard for you!" Ivy replied laughing.
The hero and villans stood in a classic face-off, each waiting for the other to make the first move, when something happened that no one expected. A teen dressed in black pants with white and black striped sash, a black and white courset, a black jacket with Jolly Rodger on the back, and another sash tied around her head walked between them. Walking directly up to the Rogues, she pulled out a notepad and pen.
"Can I have your autographs?" she asked, then turning to Batman,
"I'd ask for yours, but you aren't the real deal. Just a man in a costume..."
The rogues had never been met with this kind of reaction from anyone before, and figured there was no harm to humering the girl.
"Miss, do you have any idea how dangerous the situation you're in is?" Batman asked half to himself.
"That's not cool! Saying people are dangerous just because they're dreesed in costumes, especially since you're dressed in a costume yourself!" The girl replied.
"...I'm not saying they're dangerouse because they're dressed in costumes! These are- are you even listening to me?"
"Can you make that out to, 'the coolest kid I know', since I obviously am..." the girl asked.
"Sure..." Poison Ivy responded.
"That's it, I don't have time for this." And Batman proceded to apprehand the criminals.
"Hay! None of that! You must remember you're only a Batman wannabe, not actually Batman, and- oh, that's gotta hurt! If not, that will definately be felt in the morning!" In less than five minutes everything had started to return to normal, and the rogues were on their way back to Arkham.
"Well...that curtaintly didn't turn out as planned...but, at least I didn't expect it to! Now it's on to plan 'bee'!" With that said, the strange girl stuck her arms streight out to the side like when kids pretend to be an airplane and buzzed her way over to a large potted plant right behind a police officer. Carefully, she snagged the oficcer's walky-talky. Then she ran to a completely empty store (known as Limited Too).
Pressing the talk botton, she relayed her message;
"Police force to Arkham asylam, come in Arkham. We have reports of a Batman Wannabe headed your way, and while he did capture some rogues somehow, be warned that suspect is armed and dangerous, he must be apprehended at once. Police force out." Then, noting to herself,
"Police force out? Man, if they actually believe me-"
"Rodger that police force, we are moving to apprehend suspect as you recieve this."
Dropping the walky-talky in shock, it took the girl a whole five mintues to recover.
"...Hm...I really wasn't expecting to get this fare. I guess it's on to plan 'see' then!" And the girl went foward to plan 'see'.
-What is plan 'see'? And who is this strange new character? What exactly is it she has planned for everyone's favorite caped crusador? Find out next time!-
