England was quite content, sitting alone with his book and sipping his tea.
There was never a moment of quiet; be that it was wasted on his brothers, or the obnoxious France, or- ugh- America… The list could go on. But the universe decided to give him a break on this particular day, it seemed.
Two large, brown eyes and a shock of short, messy red curls slowly rose up from behind his chair's armrest.
England didn't notice at first, but when he felt something was off he turned to look and found the wide eyes staring at him and responded with a shrill scream.
"Bloody hell, Aesa!" He yelled, shooting up from his chair with a panicked expression on is face.
"Ja~?" she asked, fully standing up and grinning mischievously. England furrowed his bushy brows in confusion.
"Why are you in my house?"
"Can a friend not visit her friend?" Aesa asked in her thick Scandinavian accent, pretending to be hurt. England face-palmed. There was to be no more peace.
"Seriously, Aesa."
The small, energetic Norwegian girl sheepishly scratched the back of her head.
"Norge kicked me out cause I was on his nerves." she answered slowly.
"Figures." England said, shutting his eyes and rubbing his temples.
"You know, Aesa, you should really learn how not to irritate people so much. You're just like that bloke America." England lectured, placing his hands on his hips.
"Hey, what's this?" Aesa lifted a small glass bottle full of silky-looking lavender liquid.
"It's a potion. Very potent-wait a second, put that down!" England screeched, running over to her and reaching for it. Aesa ran away, uncapping it as she went.
"It smells like lilac!"
"Aesa!" England scolded, jumping for it. Instead, he nudged her elbow and knocked it out of her grasp. His emerald eyes widened in horror as the bottle fell to the ground and shattered, spilling the purple substance everywhere. England's jaw dropped.
"Oh God…"
"What I just do? Er, what does the bottle do?" Aesa asked, blinking curiously.
"It… It turns men to women." England said slowly, not taking his eyes off of the stuff. Aesa stuck her pinky in the mixture and licked it.
"It tastes like blue-bær*." Aesa said, smiling happily. England remained frozen.
"Do you realize that I'm about to be turned into a woman?" He exclaimed, gripping Aesa by the shoulders.
"But you didn't touch it."
"Did you not hear me say it was very potent?" England said, voice rising several octaves. He slapped his hand over his mouth. Aesa raised his brow.
"That's odd. Say something else."
"You twat." England squeaked, moving his hand to reveal a slightly more feminine jawline.
"You look like a Missus."
"Do you listen to anything I say?" England scolded.
"Hey, England, you look like a chick!" America waltzed into England's library munching on a greasy bag of potato chips, followed by the ever arrogant France, elderly China, the ever-creepy Russia, and Norway. They collectively winced upon walking in, grabbing different body parts.
"Do not take another step! Aesa's spilled a highly effective potion! Unless you want to be woman, I suggest you leave immidiately!" England said, tugging on his- or rather her- long blonde hair for emphasis.
"Leave it to you to do something like that." China said, face-palming.
"Dude, I'm a lady." America gasped, gripping her shoulder-length locks.
"That was fast, da?" Russia said, still towering over everyone darkly.
"Er..."
"Aesa, I hope you know you're in trouble." Norway said in a monotone, groping her small chest.
"Ohohohon~! I'm so well endowed~!"
"I didn't even see you guys change." Aesa said, eyeing the room full of newly changed men/women. England sighed and took off her over-sized sweater vest, wiping the potion up with it.
"I'm going to have to help you fix this, aren't I?" Aesa asked, pouting.
"... Dude, are you retarded? Even I know the answer to that!"
A/N: *Berries
