A/N: Completely random, probably not funny, no plot, short. Read anyway. And review.
Wilson's Proposal
House had always thought he and Cuddy would have great sex but it was only recently that he began thinking the same thing about Wilson.
Sometimes he thought Cuddy and Wilson having sex would be the hottest thing in the world. He wasn't sure if anyone else would find that hot or it was just his skewed version of the world. Though, his version of the world was usually right.
'Cameron!' he said, coming into work, late as always, and seeing Cameron the only one there, 'Do you think Wilson's hot?' He didn't need to ask if she thought Cuddy was hot, that was just common knowledge.
'What?'
'Do you think Wilson's hot? Simple question.'
'Uh, yeah, I guess, why?'
'No reason.' And with that he walked straight back out and into Wilson's office.
'Wilson! My good friend Jimmy! Come with me.'
'Oh, dear. That is never good news.' Wilson muttered to himself before following House to Cuddy's office.
'Cuddy! Wilson here has a proposal.'
'What?' Wilson asked, thoroughly confused.
'Oh, look, he's shy.' House took over, 'He wants you, me and him to have a threesome. Crazy idea, I know, but I'm willing if you are.'
Wilson looked scandalized.
Cuddy just had her mouth open in some silent noise of confusion and shock.
'No objections? Great, 7pm, my place? Eat first, I'm not going to feed you.'
And with that, House walked out of the office, wondering if either one was going to show up.
