A/N: My frist fic!
Ship: B?S 4ever!!
Buffy was patrolling the graveyard when, for no good reason, she ran into Spike.
"Spike," she squealed, "don't you have anything better to do then follow me around and ask me to have sex?"
"Piss off, Slayer bint, luv," he said.
"Well, I wasn't going to say no," Buffy said, hurt. Then her mind registered the fact that she WOULD have said no then taken him to his crypt.
"Sod off and shag me," Spike said.
"Okay!" Buffy said happily and lead Spike by the hand to his crypt.
"Bloody hell!" he said on the way for no reason 'cept it sounds British.
Well, five days, five nights of sex later, it was time for Buffy's period. Nothing happened.
'Screw the pregnancy tests,' she thought, 'Spike gave me a baby. Now we'll get married and live happily ever after. I don't care what my best friends that fought beside me for five years think. Spike is god."
She hummed a song and went skipping through the graveyard to find Spike.
"Spike," she sang out when she got there, "I'm having a baby!!!!!"
he picked her up by the waist and swung her around his head.
"that's great, luv. Bloody great."
"i know," she said.
Spike cleared his throat and said, "I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time, luv." He reached into the pocket of his duster and pulled out a box, dropping to one knee.
"will you marrie me"
Buffy clasp her hands in sheer joy.
"Spike," she said, "I thought you'd never ask"
he slipped the 'bloody' ring on her finger
"what will my friends say" she wondered
"your friends only fought beside you for five years I'll be with you forever Or at least till you die and I stay young"
"turn me" Buffy said
"can't hurt teh baby."
"turn me and after i Have the baby"
"Luv 2, pet. Bloody hell, this is great!"
Ten YeArs LAter::::
Buffy, Spike and there twelve children lived in a house with a white picket fence. Spike was ALSO truned human by the pixies, and Angel hand found himself on the pointy end of the stake by Buffy when he dissiproved. Xander had been crippeled from the waist down and everyone else whos names I forgot ended up in a asylum.
Ship: B?S 4ever!!
Buffy was patrolling the graveyard when, for no good reason, she ran into Spike.
"Spike," she squealed, "don't you have anything better to do then follow me around and ask me to have sex?"
"Piss off, Slayer bint, luv," he said.
"Well, I wasn't going to say no," Buffy said, hurt. Then her mind registered the fact that she WOULD have said no then taken him to his crypt.
"Sod off and shag me," Spike said.
"Okay!" Buffy said happily and lead Spike by the hand to his crypt.
"Bloody hell!" he said on the way for no reason 'cept it sounds British.
Well, five days, five nights of sex later, it was time for Buffy's period. Nothing happened.
'Screw the pregnancy tests,' she thought, 'Spike gave me a baby. Now we'll get married and live happily ever after. I don't care what my best friends that fought beside me for five years think. Spike is god."
She hummed a song and went skipping through the graveyard to find Spike.
"Spike," she sang out when she got there, "I'm having a baby!!!!!"
he picked her up by the waist and swung her around his head.
"that's great, luv. Bloody great."
"i know," she said.
Spike cleared his throat and said, "I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time, luv." He reached into the pocket of his duster and pulled out a box, dropping to one knee.
"will you marrie me"
Buffy clasp her hands in sheer joy.
"Spike," she said, "I thought you'd never ask"
he slipped the 'bloody' ring on her finger
"what will my friends say" she wondered
"your friends only fought beside you for five years I'll be with you forever Or at least till you die and I stay young"
"turn me" Buffy said
"can't hurt teh baby."
"turn me and after i Have the baby"
"Luv 2, pet. Bloody hell, this is great!"
Ten YeArs LAter::::
Buffy, Spike and there twelve children lived in a house with a white picket fence. Spike was ALSO truned human by the pixies, and Angel hand found himself on the pointy end of the stake by Buffy when he dissiproved. Xander had been crippeled from the waist down and everyone else whos names I forgot ended up in a asylum.
